Gia,

I realize that your performing days are over, so this question is simply to satisfy my curiosity. I would like to know why, out of your many scenes, you never had sex with a mentally handicapped male partner or a leper, or someone infected with a disease so contagious, the CDC have to set up a 20 mile exclusion zone around the set?

Did the opportunity never come up, or did you purposely avoid such couplings? Please answer truthfully and do not concern yourself with what might be the more socially acceptable answer. At this point, I just want to know what the deal really is. I never figured you for a germophobe or someone who wouldn't happily have sex with a man with the mental age of a twig, or someone whose limbs may become detached during violent coupling.

Some of the guys were also wondering why more porn stars are refusing to work with predatory animals, such as mountain lions, sharks and my own favorite, the killer whale, which manages to combine both black and white in its color scheme.

(Apologies to Tritone for stealing this and misusing it)

martin luther king jr. invented the killer whale as an ideal of racial-harmony. it's frankly appalling that gia refuses to work with our friends the orcas.

Yes, and she claims to be a mammal! The nerve! I hope she never visits Sea World, that's all. She'll be in for some Shamu action whether she wants it or not. I hear whale rape is on the increase.

Now I've typed that, I wonder how quickly Zupko can make a movie out of it.

Did you know killer whales aren't whales at all?

Oh I know. I was just being that guy. Sorry.

How to Fuck a Dolphin ....guess it could also work with Orca's, but mind the teeth.

I especially got wood at the part about the author fucking Flipper at the age of 12.

And who knew the male dolphin has a prehensile penis and can wrap it around shit and carry things with it? Dayum, I wanna do that too!