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#233342 - 04/03/07 11:05 AM First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Registered: 02/18/07
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Lori Lust and Craig Steven's land their first decent whore and already they have her turning out her asshole for plucking. The funny shit is that Craig managed to steal LA Direct's website code and look at the URL it references Brooke Haven from LA Direct.

Anna Belle Lee

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#233343 - 04/03/07 11:56 AM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Whoever taught web design to these motherfuckers should be strung-up & castrated, then paintballed to death.

That page is a complete & utter clusterfuck!
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#233344 - 04/03/07 05:23 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable




All the whores in Lori'a stable are on a descent, be it from meth, their suitcase pimp or blowing out their assholes. Do you mean Decent? Try again.
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#233345 - 04/03/07 07:51 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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all she does is g/g. who cares?
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#233346 - 04/03/07 08:38 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Whoever taught web design to these motherfuckers should be strung-up & castrated, then paintballed to death.

That page is a complete & utter clusterfuck!




That's the problem...no one taught Craig. What's worst is that he thinks he's a photographer also.

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#233347 - 04/03/07 09:13 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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I've seen Myspace pages built better than that.

It seems to be par for course, any dipshit with a camera who takes photos of porn whores (and ONLY porn whores, at mostly conventions, not actual paid shoots) thinks they're a photographer.
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#233348 - 04/04/07 05:50 AM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Quote:

Quote:

First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable




All the whores in Lori'a stable are on a descent, be it from meth, their suitcase pimp or blowing out their assholes. Do you mean Decent? Try again.




No, all of the girls at Lori Lust's agency are 'descent' because they resemble the cave-dwelling trogolodytes from the superlative Neil 'Dog Soldiers' Marshall film of the same name.



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#233349 - 04/04/07 09:30 AM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Dan, could he pass for one of the male talent?


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224174-Goonies_sloth.jpg (17 downloads)

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#233350 - 04/04/07 09:35 AM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Dan, could he pass for one of the male talent?




You mean that's not actually Lori Lust?

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#233351 - 04/04/07 09:43 AM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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It could be, but I'm assuming not unless her hair is knotted up under the nifty hat.
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#233352 - 04/04/07 01:03 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Can we just stop referring to it as a 'stable' and call it a cattle shed, the way it should be referred to?
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#233353 - 04/04/07 01:12 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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I'd prefer to take it one step further and just call it a slaughter house. Or maybe a carcus dump, because these meatholes are fucking rotten.
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#233354 - 04/04/07 01:17 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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I'll raise you to a rendering plant. I expect the smells are similar.
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#233355 - 04/04/07 04:36 PM Re: First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Anna Belle Lee



She claims to be 99% lesbian on her Myspace page. Yet she and Kelly Wells list each other first in the Myspace favorite friends...
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#233356 - 04/04/07 07:00 PM Re: First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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She claims to be 99% lesbian on her Myspace page




Please see FLOP #1

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#233357 - 04/04/07 07:14 PM Re: First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Registered: 03/22/06
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She claims to be 99% lesbian on her Myspace page




Please see FLOP #1




I've noticed this often and this is my only complaint about the FLOP thing. "whores lie" is being replaced by referencing "FLOP #1". I think that is a step in the wrong direction. FLOP #1 should always be written out. All the other laws do as you wish.
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#233358 - 04/04/07 07:36 PM Re: First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Registered: 07/20/03
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I've noticed this often and this is my only complaint about the FLOP thing. "whores lie" is being replaced by referencing "FLOP #1". I think that is a step in the wrong direction. FLOP #1 should always be written out. All the other laws do as you wish.



I agree. Overtime, FLOP #1 might lose its true meaning because its not integrated into our daily vocabulary as WHORES LIE. Think of the children. They must be taught at an early age that WHORES LIE.
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#233359 - 04/04/07 07:52 PM Re: First descent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Registered: 01/25/06
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I'll raise you to a rendering plant. I expect the smells are similar.




No thanks, the one year I used to haul freight into Newark, NJ, the smell of Berkowitz's "perfume" factory was enough to make you vomit.

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They must be taught at an early age that WHORES LIE.




90% of women are whores anyway.
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#233360 - 04/04/07 09:35 PM Re: First decent whore in Lori Lust's stable
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
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Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


She claims to be 99% lesbian on her Myspace page




Please see FLOP #1




I've noticed this often and this is my only complaint about the FLOP thing. "whores lie" is being replaced by referencing "FLOP #1". I think that is a step in the wrong direction. FLOP #1 should always be written out. All the other laws do as you wish.




I would suggest posting "See Law #1" and then this
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=194168&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=all&vc=1
encouraging all to read and reread the fundamental laws, thus educating the masses

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