"TODAY ME AND KEITH TOOK FAYNER TO COSTCO FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? HE’S NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE! WHAT A SCUMBAG HE IS. GOT TONS OF NEW MOVIES, LOTS OF HEALTHY FOOD I TRY AND FEED THEM BUT I THINK IT IS NO USE CAUSE BOTH KEITH AND FAYNER LOADED ONE OF THE CARTS WITH NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD LIKE STEAK AND CHEESE SUBS, CANDY, FROZEN MEALS AND SNACKS. I YELLED AT BOTH OF THEM CAUSE I WANT TO EAT WELL AND THEY JUST WANT CRAP TO EAT. FAYNER DID GET A HUGE THING OF BIG LEAGUE CHEW AND IT WAS A HUGE HIT WITH EVERYONE! BUT IT HURTS MY MOUTH SO MUCH TO CHEW IT IM GLAD EVERYONE ATE IT ALL AND I CAN STICK TO REGULAR GUM. WE HAD SO MUCH STUFF AT THE CHECKOUT LINE AND ALL GUESSED THE TOTAL. KEITH WAS TWO DOLLARS OFF BUT STILL HAD TO PAY! HOLLA! AND WHEN WE WERE WALKING OUT I REALIZED MY $800 SUNGLASSES WERE MISSING AND I RAN BACK TO THE CHECKOUT AND THEY WERE THERE LUCKILY. IF I WAS A SECOND LATER THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN CRUSHED IN A CORNER OF THE SHOPPING CART!!" -TMFR

Is it just me or has anyone who reads the site (if there are any of you left) noticed that Taylor's writing has taken on a sobering lucidity these days?

Jail will do that to you.

not sure if i sold the sarcasm in that post...

Apart from the caps lock, that could almost be lifted straight from the pages of Hemmingway. Didn't he write The Old Skank & The Semen?

And I find it hard to believe Fayner has never been inside Costco. I'm sure I've seen someone who looks like him asleep on the sidewalk outside.

I believe it. I've only been to Costco twice. My first time was last year and I remember not liking the food selection.

I am suprised.

No use of the word Dawg anywhere in that post.

She did say "Holla", though.

Taylor, Keith and Fayner all in one car = target rich environment.

Papercut's right. No one ever crosses the central line when you want them to.

Good for you, Holly.