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#233219 - 04/02/07 08:37 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
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Hello: I offer on-location training ( I visit your
house or office ) to train you in following:
1. Basic Warmup, Stretching.
2. Basic Kicks: Front, Side, Back, Crescent, Roundhouse,
other short-range kicks, as a drilling exercise method.
Very aerobic and Zen inducing.
3. Short Range weapon fighting (non-firearm). Extensive
detailed course for 3 to 6 months of regular training
at least once per week (recommended two times a week).
Each class 60 min to 90 min.
4. Cleansing of any disease: You will not take
any drugs or medicines or smoke or drink alcoholic
beverages during this course. Sorry, I could make
money off you, but I am honest about my work.
5. Fixing of Chiropractice Problems: The course
will fix and align your body itself in many cases
or mis-alignment. You will notice the difference
in a few classes.
TUITION: I charge everyone the same, rich or poor,
as I dont run after money. The Tuition is $ 20 per class
if you come to Sat class. And if I come to your house
or office, then the tuition is $ 30 bucks. There is no
advance payment or contracts.
contact me at the email reply.
Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 03:41 PM)
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#233220 - 04/02/07 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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ii thought ethebody got banned?
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#233221 - 04/02/07 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#233222 - 04/03/07 03:06 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
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Here is girls doing it ! and they are very good. See in attachment also.<br>
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223933-babefight3.jpg (33 downloads)
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#233223 - 04/03/07 03:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'm willing to bet Ron Jeremy will be his first client.
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#233224 - 04/03/07 03:44 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
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Yes I once spoke with Sifu Ron Jeremy of the Shaolin Pai Gung Fu School. Ron studied Sai Lum Pai in NYC and actually showcased his art in a Johnny Wadd film as well.
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#233225 - 04/03/07 03:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Yes I once spoke with Sifu Ron Jeremy of the Shaolin Pai Gung Fu School. Ron studied Sai Lum Pai in NYC and actually showcased his art in a Johnny Wadd film as well.
Juan, Ron didn't happen to be Rob Longshot's Sifu too?
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#233226 - 04/03/07 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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With all due respect, that was a long time ago. If you can get Ronnie back on the mat, then let me know which dojo you're at.
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#233227 - 04/03/07 03:59 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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None of us will be able to win a BORAT style fight
against Ron Jeremy. -)
The John Holmes detective series in which Holmes
played JOHNNY WADD, in one of those films, as I remember,
with Bob Chinn also in the film, Johnny Wadd
and his opponent/s fight 70's Kungfu style. Another
good thing about this film was Linda Wong one of the two
original oriental babes (other being Mai Lin)
of that time, and Linda Wong looked very good
in her scenes.
Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 04:03 PM)
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#233228 - 04/03/07 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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It would be a brave man indeed who called Ron out for some naked wrasslin'. Perhaps Windsock, in his more poetic/'Women In Love' moments might have done.
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#233229 - 04/03/07 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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It would be a brave man indeed who called Ron out for some naked wrasslin'.
Hmm, Rom Jeremy as a wrestler (nekkid or not). Somehow, I envision the late John Tenta from the WWF, better known as Earthquake.
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#233230 - 04/03/07 05:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Wrestling Ron Jeremy would be like using steel wool as a washcloth. Not good.
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#233231 - 04/03/07 05:47 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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Can anyone anyone FIGHT CHYNA, the Wrestler, in the
ring or in bed ? Photo in Attachment also.<br><br>
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223994-chynabestsml.jpg (16 downloads)
Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 05:48 PM)
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#233232 - 04/03/07 05:52 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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Does Chyna in the pics above use Human Growth Hormone or something ? Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?
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#233233 - 04/03/07 05:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?
Ask Lackwood.
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#233234 - 04/03/07 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Does Chyna in the pics above use Human Growth Hormone or something ? Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?
I don't care, but those pics are airbrushed into fucking oblivion.
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#233236 - 04/04/07 04:23 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
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No, that is not Mika Tan. That is a fresh-smelling brand new model. Two weeks with you guys and she will smell like the rest.
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