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#233219 - 04/02/07 08:37 PM Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
Hello: I offer on-location training ( I visit your
house or office ) to train you in following:

1. Basic Warmup, Stretching.
2. Basic Kicks: Front, Side, Back, Crescent, Roundhouse,
other short-range kicks, as a drilling exercise method.
Very aerobic and Zen inducing.

3. Short Range weapon fighting (non-firearm). Extensive
detailed course for 3 to 6 months of regular training
at least once per week (recommended two times a week).
Each class 60 min to 90 min.

4. Cleansing of any disease: You will not take
any drugs or medicines or smoke or drink alcoholic
beverages during this course. Sorry, I could make
money off you, but I am honest about my work.

5. Fixing of Chiropractice Problems: The course
will fix and align your body itself in many cases
or mis-alignment. You will notice the difference
in a few classes.

TUITION: I charge everyone the same, rich or poor,
as I dont run after money. The Tuition is $ 20 per class
if you come to Sat class. And if I come to your house
or office, then the tuition is $ 30 bucks. There is no
advance payment or contracts.

contact me at the email reply.



Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 03:41 PM)

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#233220 - 04/02/07 08:41 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
ii thought ethebody got banned?
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#233221 - 04/02/07 10:42 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

3. Short Range weapon fighting (non-firearm). Extensive
detailed course for 3 to 6 months of regular training
at least once per week (recommended two times a week).
Indonesia/Filipino system.Each class 60 min to 90 min.



Do you really think whores will remember this at all? They can barely remember to bring their AIM test to the set, much less complicated scenarios.

Quote:

4. Cleansing of any disease: You will not take
any drugs or medicines or smoke or drink alcoholic
beverages during this course. Sorry, I could make
money off you, but I am honest about my work.



There went 99.9% of your clientele.
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#233222 - 04/03/07 03:06 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
Here is girls doing it ! and they are very good.
See in attachment also.<br>



Attachments
223933-babefight3.jpg (33 downloads)


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#233223 - 04/03/07 03:41 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I'm willing to bet Ron Jeremy will be his first client.
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#233224 - 04/03/07 03:44 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
Yes I once spoke with Sifu Ron Jeremy of the
Shaolin Pai Gung Fu School. Ron studied Sai Lum Pai
in NYC and actually showcased his art in a Johnny Wadd
film as well.

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#233225 - 04/03/07 03:47 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Yes I once spoke with Sifu Ron Jeremy of the
Shaolin Pai Gung Fu School. Ron studied Sai Lum Pai
in NYC and actually showcased his art in a Johnny Wadd
film as well.




Juan, Ron didn't happen to be Rob Longshot's Sifu too?

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#233226 - 04/03/07 03:48 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
With all due respect, that was a long time ago. If you can get Ronnie back on the mat, then let me know which dojo you're at.
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#233227 - 04/03/07 03:59 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
None of us will be able to win a BORAT style fight
against Ron Jeremy. -)

The John Holmes detective series in which Holmes
played JOHNNY WADD, in one of those films, as I remember,
with Bob Chinn also in the film, Johnny Wadd
and his opponent/s fight 70's Kungfu style. Another
good thing about this film was Linda Wong one of the two
original oriental babes (other being Mai Lin)
of that time, and Linda Wong looked very good
in her scenes.


Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 04:03 PM)

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#233228 - 04/03/07 04:03 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
It would be a brave man indeed who called Ron out for some naked wrasslin'.

Perhaps Windsock, in his more poetic/'Women In Love' moments might have done.
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#233229 - 04/03/07 05:19 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

It would be a brave man indeed who called Ron out for some naked wrasslin'.




Hmm, Rom Jeremy as a wrestler (nekkid or not). Somehow, I envision the late John Tenta from the WWF, better known as Earthquake.
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#233230 - 04/03/07 05:26 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Wrestling Ron Jeremy would be like using steel wool as a washcloth. Not good.
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#233231 - 04/03/07 05:47 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
Can anyone anyone FIGHT CHYNA, the Wrestler, in the
ring or in bed ? Photo in Attachment also.<br><br>




Attachments
223994-chynabestsml.jpg (16 downloads)



Edited by juanhermes (04/03/07 05:48 PM)

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#233232 - 04/03/07 05:52 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
Does Chyna in the pics above use Human Growth Hormone or something ?
Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking
about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?

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#233233 - 04/03/07 05:57 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking
about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?



Ask Lackwood.
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#233234 - 04/03/07 07:34 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Does Chyna in the pics above use Human Growth Hormone or something ?
Will HGH make a guy into a porn star, not talking
about bicep size. Is HGH legal to buy and use ?




I don't care, but those pics are airbrushed into fucking oblivion.
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#233235 - 04/03/07 07:46 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
Low Rider Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/26/06
Posts: 100
Quote:

Here is girls doing it ! and they are very good.
See in attachment also.<br>






Is that Mika Tan?
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#233236 - 04/04/07 04:23 PM Re: Physical Fitness for PORN STAR =
juanhermes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
No, that is not Mika Tan. That is a fresh-smelling
brand new model. Two weeks with you guys and she will
smell like the rest.

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