Excellent analysis, Moxie. (Phil was also AFRAID of Indians of all kinds and, as I'm sure you know, just about everything else too.)

They're already wearing the armband for Hank Bauer, so I was wondering what they'll do. The number on the hat?

I drive by the old Money Store in Jersey every now and then, and I always think of Rizzuto doing that ridiculous commercial in front of the place.