I was on set and the other female talent asks if I could help her with something. She pulls some contraption out of her purse. I thought it was for her hair, but I asked her what the hell that thing was.

Dumb Whore: It's a female condom.

Me: Why don't you just use birth control?

Dumb Whore: Cuz I don't wanna get pregnant.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K