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#232659 - 04/01/07 06:21 PM i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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is anyone in here in a violent street gang? if so, do you have any suggestions as to whether i should consider the bloods, crips of ms-13?

more importantly, does anyone know how one applies? is it a resume type deal or more like a country or reciprocal club thing? i'm white and affluent, will they discriminate against me for that even though i'd be an awesome gang member and i'm creatively-violent?

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#232660 - 04/01/07 06:29 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 02/11/07
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I think you're a bit, err, ummm, Melanin-Deficient for that, James. Now the Mafia, there you've got no problem. And the lack of a vowel at the end of your name is no longer a hinderence. They're really desperate for people with your kind of Moxie. Yeah, you'd fit right in.
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#232661 - 04/01/07 06:39 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I think you're a bit, err, ummm, Melanin-Deficient for that, James. Now the Mafia, there you've got no problem. And the lack of a vowel at the end of your name is no longer a hinderence. They're really desperate for people with your kind of Moxie. Yeah, you'd fit right in.




But he's got to be Italian. How many track suits do you have james?
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#232662 - 04/01/07 06:49 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well.
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#232663 - 04/01/07 06:50 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Offline
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The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well.




el gloriouso, will you nominate me for this?
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#232664 - 04/01/07 06:58 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 05/18/06
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The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well.


ofmg, my high school was run by the latin kings and TNO (that stood for Typical Niggas Only. i'm not making that up.) silly motherfuckers. james, my town is still semi-run by the mafia. change your name to "nicky" and move to youngstown. we could hang. it'd be fun.
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#232665 - 04/01/07 07:13 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
i think gangs provide a good social structure for disadvantaged youth
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#232666 - 04/01/07 07:36 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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the problem with gangs is that you can too easily get in trouble for something one of your hombres did. if you're the right colour and have required tats, you're going down. at least you'll have protection in jail.

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#232667 - 04/01/07 11:06 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well.


ofmg, my high school was run by the latin kings and TNO (that stood for Typical Niggas Only. i'm not making that up.) silly motherfuckers. james, my town is still semi-run by the mafia. change your name to "nicky" and move to youngstown. we could hang. it'd be fun.




When you hear someone say, "We're going to do this the Youngstown way.", you can be sure someone is soon to die.
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#232668 - 04/02/07 03:22 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Jamesn, your love for all things South American could pay dividends here. Try out for MS-13. They have absolutely no compunction when it comes to taking lives and they're everywhere. Plus, ElG can school you on the accent.

I'd expect initially you'll take one of the white collar jobs; laundering, fraud and so on. Once you've proved your mettle, you can start whacking people for them. You could probably jump the waiting list by hooking MS-13 up with some of those badly dressed Boston Irish I saw in The Departed.
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#232669 - 04/02/07 05:27 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
18 St gang. They're about 20,000 deep. They have, Latin, black, white and even Asian members. Question is would jamesn drive a '64 Impala or a '78 Monte Carlo?
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#232670 - 04/02/07 06:08 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
xvod Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:

i think gangs provide a good social structure for disadvantaged youth




Yea... if they want to stay disadvantaged.

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#232671 - 04/02/07 07:52 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
supposedly here in Baltimore there is a lesbian gang called the Skittles or possibly Skittle Gang that will go up to another young lady and drop a bag of skittles at her feet...if she picks it up she has to be the gang's bitch, if she doesnt than she gets beat down. They beat the hell out of someone at one of the city hospitals recently. i am not sure if they would allow you in but maybe you could be their "creative advisor" or keep them supplied in candy.

not sure if this is an urban legend or what but it has a wonderful "The Warriors" appeal.





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#232672 - 04/02/07 02:38 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis

from l to r: chico travieso, guapo, jamesn, gigi
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#232673 - 04/02/07 02:41 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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#232674 - 04/02/07 02:50 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Warriors! Come out and play!!!!
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#232675 - 04/02/07 02:59 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Loc: St. Louis
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#232676 - 04/02/07 03:03 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis

CAN YOU DIG IT?
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#232677 - 04/02/07 05:17 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:


from l to r: chico travieso, guapo, jamesn, gigi



haha, 'cept GUAPO can't be the black dude!
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#232678 - 04/02/07 05:18 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true.
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#232679 - 04/02/07 05:19 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Offline
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i'll be the black chick, i've always felt i was born as one.
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#232680 - 04/02/07 05:24 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true.




but do you have his body-by-heroin physique?

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#232681 - 04/02/07 05:25 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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i watched the warriors a couple of months ago, and can see why it's a cult film- it's astonishingly cheesy and is nowhere near as violent as i expected. that final showdown with the sean penn lookalike was lame-o.

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#232682 - 04/02/07 05:27 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Quote:

i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true.




but do you have his body-by-heroin physique?




nah, don't do drugs anymore. here's me now.
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#232683 - 04/02/07 05:36 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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i watched the warriors a couple of months ago, and can see why it's a cult film- it's astonishingly cheesy and is nowhere near as violent as i expected. that final showdown with the sean penn lookalike was lame-o.




I was rushing here to make a "Warriors" reference, but obviously am way too late.

The various gangs were cast from Broadway dancers, which explains why the fight scenes have such detailed choreography but minimal actual violence.

Even still, the "Baseball Furies" and the roller-skater dudes have a lot of explaining to do. They remind me of that Chris-Farley/Adam Sandler era SNL skit with the piss-poor street gang:

"OK, how did we practice it? How were we going to attack him?"
"All at once!"
"Right. And what did we end up doing."
"One at a time, one at a time "
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#232684 - 04/02/07 06:44 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn?
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#232685 - 04/02/07 07:16 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn?




None in good-standing. Of that you can be sure.

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#232686 - 04/03/07 11:25 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
James, have you considered joining The Jets? You can start kickin' ass with SONG. Do you have any musical abilities?



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You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day."


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#232687 - 04/03/07 12:18 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Gee, Officer Krupke!
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#232688 - 04/03/07 12:27 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Gee, Officer Krupke!




Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!
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#232689 - 04/03/07 03:24 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Uptowner Offline
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
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supposedly here in Baltimore there is a lesbian gang called the Skittles or possibly Skittle Gang that will go up to another young lady and drop a bag of skittles at her feet...if she picks it up she has to be the gang's bitch, if she doesnt than she gets beat down.




My sources tell me that gay black female gang members have been known to rape other girls with strap-ons in the Chicago public high schools. I've also heard that this teacher is particularly up for (hetero) action. Any of you guys want to hit it?


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#232690 - 04/03/07 03:38 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Nice looking fella. Who is he?
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#232691 - 04/03/07 04:00 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn?




Trend forcasting! The Free Masons in porn will be the male talent version of JC's Girls.
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#232692 - 04/03/07 04:04 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Trend forcasting! The Free Masons in porn will be the male talent version of JC's Girls.




Except they'll be middle aged, wearing aprons and carrying trowels. Almost makes JC's chicks look cool.
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#232693 - 04/04/07 07:41 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Uptowner Offline
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
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Except they'll be middle aged, wearing aprons and carrying trowels.




That's hot.


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#232694 - 04/04/07 12:42 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Groups of middle aged men meeting in secret and partially removing their clothes.

Nothing gay about that. No sir.
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