supposedly here in Baltimore there is a lesbian gang called the Skittles or possibly Skittle Gang that will go up to another young lady and drop a bag of skittles at her feet...if she picks it up she has to be the gang's bitch, if she doesnt than she gets beat down. They beat the hell out of someone at one of the city hospitals recently. i am not sure if they would allow you in but maybe you could be their "creative advisor" or keep them supplied in candy.

not sure if this is an urban legend or what but it has a wonderful "The Warriors" appeal.