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#232659 - 04/01/07 06:21 PM i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	is anyone in here in a violent street gang? if so, do you have any suggestions as to whether i should consider the bloods, crips of ms-13? more importantly, does anyone know how one applies? is it a resume type deal or more like a country or reciprocal club thing? i'm white and affluent, will they discriminate against me for that even though i'd be an awesome gang member and i'm creatively-violent? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232660 - 04/01/07 06:29 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3077 Loc: cleanup	I think you're a bit, err, ummm, Melanin-Deficient for that, James. Now the Mafia, there you've got no problem. And the lack of a vowel at the end of your name is no longer a hinderence. They're really desperate for people with your kind of Moxie. Yeah, you'd fit right in. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#232661 - 04/01/07 06:39 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: I think you're a bit, err, ummm, Melanin-Deficient for that, James. Now the Mafia, there you've got no problem. And the lack of a vowel at the end of your name is no longer a hinderence. They're really desperate for people with your kind of Moxie. Yeah, you'd fit right in. But he's got to be Italian. How many track suits do you have james? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#232662 - 04/01/07 06:49 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well. _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#232663 - 04/01/07 06:50 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well. el gloriouso, will you nominate me for this? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232664 - 04/01/07 06:58 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well. ofmg, my high school was run by the latin kings and TNO (that stood for Typical Niggas Only. i'm not making that up.) silly motherfuckers. james, my town is still semi-run by the mafia. change your name to "nicky" and move to youngstown. we could hang. it'd be fun. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#232665 - 04/01/07 07:13 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	i think gangs provide a good social structure for disadvantaged youth _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#232666 - 04/01/07 07:36 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	the problem with gangs is that you can too easily get in trouble for something one of your hombres did. if you're the right colour and have required tats, you're going down. at least you'll have protection in jail.
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#232667 - 04/01/07 11:06 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Quote: Quote: The Latin Kings are up and coming. No resume, you would need to get "jumped in". Of course being Puerto Rican would help as well. ofmg, my high school was run by the latin kings and TNO (that stood for Typical Niggas Only. i'm not making that up.) silly motherfuckers. james, my town is still semi-run by the mafia. change your name to "nicky" and move to youngstown. we could hang. it'd be fun. When you hear someone say, "We're going to do this the Youngstown way.", you can be sure someone is soon to die. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#232668 - 04/02/07 03:22 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Jamesn, your love for all things South American could pay dividends here. Try out for MS-13. They have absolutely no compunction when it comes to taking lives and they're everywhere. Plus, ElG can school you on the accent. I'd expect initially you'll take one of the white collar jobs; laundering, fraud and so on. Once you've proved your mettle, you can start whacking people for them. You could probably jump the waiting list by hooking MS-13 up with some of those badly dressed Boston Irish I saw in The Departed. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#232669 - 04/02/07 05:27 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	18 St gang. They're about 20,000 deep. They have, Latin, black, white and even Asian members. Question is would jamesn drive a '64 Impala or a '78 Monte Carlo? _________________________
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#232670 - 04/02/07 06:08 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
xvod Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 698 Loc: CA	Quote: i think gangs provide a good social structure for disadvantaged youth Yea... if they want to stay disadvantaged.
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#232671 - 04/02/07 07:52 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	supposedly here in Baltimore there is a lesbian gang called the Skittles or possibly Skittle Gang that will go up to another young lady and drop a bag of skittles at her feet...if she picks it up she has to be the gang's bitch, if she doesnt than she gets beat down. They beat the hell out of someone at one of the city hospitals recently. i am not sure if they would allow you in but maybe you could be their "creative advisor" or keep them supplied in candy. not sure if this is an urban legend or what but it has a wonderful "The Warriors" appeal. _________________________
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#232672 - 04/02/07 02:38 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	from l to r: chico travieso, guapo, jamesn, gigi _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#232673 - 04/02/07 02:41 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Attachments 223475-1215237269lmh3.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#232674 - 04/02/07 02:50 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Warriors! Come out and play!!!! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#232675 - 04/02/07 02:59 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	_________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#232676 - 04/02/07 03:03 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	CAN YOU DIG IT? _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#232677 - 04/02/07 05:17 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: from l to r: chico travieso, guapo, jamesn, gigi haha, 'cept GUAPO can't be the black dude! _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#232678 - 04/02/07 05:18 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232679 - 04/02/07 05:19 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'll be the black chick, i've always felt i was born as one. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232680 - 04/02/07 05:24 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true. but do you have his body-by-heroin physique?
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#232681 - 04/02/07 05:25 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	i watched the warriors a couple of months ago, and can see why it's a cult film- it's astonishingly cheesy and is nowhere near as violent as i expected. that final showdown with the sean penn lookalike was lame-o.
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#232682 - 04/02/07 05:27 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: Quote: i'm much better looking than that guy. sorry ghostshadow, it's true. but do you have his body-by-heroin physique? nah, don't do drugs anymore. here's me now. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232683 - 04/02/07 05:36 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Quote: i watched the warriors a couple of months ago, and can see why it's a cult film- it's astonishingly cheesy and is nowhere near as violent as i expected. that final showdown with the sean penn lookalike was lame-o. I was rushing here to make a "Warriors" reference, but obviously am way too late. The various gangs were cast from Broadway dancers, which explains why the fight scenes have such detailed choreography but minimal actual violence. Even still, the "Baseball Furies" and the roller-skater dudes have a lot of explaining to do. They remind me of that Chris-Farley/Adam Sandler era SNL skit with the piss-poor street gang: "OK, how did we practice it? How were we going to attack him?" "All at once!" "Right. And what did we end up doing." "One at a time, one at a time " _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#232684 - 04/02/07 06:44 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn? _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#232685 - 04/02/07 07:16 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn? None in good-standing. Of that you can be sure.
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#232686 - 04/03/07 11:25 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	James, have you considered joining The Jets? You can start kickin' ass with SONG. Do you have any musical abilities? "When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day." Attachments 223846-18477264.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#232687 - 04/03/07 12:18 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Gee, Officer Krupke! _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#232688 - 04/03/07 12:27 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Gee, Officer Krupke! Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, You gotta understand, It's just our bringin' up-ke That gets us out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies, Our fathers all are drunks. Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#232689 - 04/03/07 03:24 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Uptowner Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 11/18/06 Posts: 57 Loc: Uptown	Quote: supposedly here in Baltimore there is a lesbian gang called the Skittles or possibly Skittle Gang that will go up to another young lady and drop a bag of skittles at her feet...if she picks it up she has to be the gang's bitch, if she doesnt than she gets beat down. My sources tell me that gay black female gang members have been known to rape other girls with strap-ons in the Chicago public high schools. I've also heard that this teacher is particularly up for (hetero) action. Any of you guys want to hit it?
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#232690 - 04/03/07 03:38 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Nice looking fella. Who is he? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#232691 - 04/03/07 04:00 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Speaking of gangs, are there any Free Masons in porn? Trend forcasting! The Free Masons in porn will be the male talent version of JC's Girls. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#232692 - 04/03/07 04:04 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Trend forcasting! The Free Masons in porn will be the male talent version of JC's Girls. Except they'll be middle aged, wearing aprons and carrying trowels. Almost makes JC's chicks look cool. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#232693 - 04/04/07 07:41 AM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Uptowner Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 11/18/06 Posts: 57 Loc: Uptown	Quote: Except they'll be middle aged, wearing aprons and carrying trowels. That's hot.
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#232694 - 04/04/07 12:42 PM Re: i'm thinking about joining a gang
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Groups of middle aged men meeting in secret and partially removing their clothes. Nothing gay about that. No sir. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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