I think you're a bit, err, ummm, Melanin-Deficient for that, James. Now the Mafia, there you've got no problem. And the lack of a vowel at the end of your name is no longer a hinderence. They're really desperate for people with your kind of Moxie. Yeah, you'd fit right in.
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST