an esteemed former/sometimes poster and i were recently discussing the logistics of starting a cult for the purposes of having rich farmers and such sign over all of their assets to us and it struck me how susceptible porn chicas are to the whole "jesus" thing and other weird shit. jewel denyle is a witch or something, melissa is a satanist and annie cruz ritually-sacrifices chickens. it seems many in porn are perfect to bilk out of their anal-scene paychecks-are they from weird states? check. are they already primed to turn over their earnings to a higher power(suitcase pimp/drug dealers)? check. are some of them dumb? check. dumber with money? check. mentally-ill or have a history of abuse? check.

someone out there should do it. i nominate monstar, he's semi-foreign and could convincingly play a mystic.

I like the Idea, but Monstar's too well known, essentially for being Monstar, for that to work. Why don't we get Luke. He's foreign, he's crazy, he's pseudo-religious. All we'd really have to do is fuck with his meds enough to make him compliant. Shouldn't be too hard.

that seems like a chickenmaster discussion if ever there was one.

i've always had a hard-on for cults, but never for the "let's all move into a large house and create an easily identifiable target for law enforcement and the media" type set-up. i'd be more interested in a fight club style cult, where it spreads like a virus throughout society without any identifiable leadership or structure for the do-gooders to focus on. everyone knows your in charge, but no one knows your in charge, and you have an army of soldiers ready to do your bidding. if that bidding is simply sign over their life savings and give you their wifes vagina, so be it.

As a qualified hypnotherapist, I'm sure I could give you some useful tips on brainwashing and indoctrination if the need ever arises.

Don,t fuckin make one ,,,join one...!!!!

Hale-Bopp is due back this year....Time to buy some Blue fuckin Nikes...

And hop on board Mother-Fucker..

I am your Bo and your my fuckin Peep...