an esteemed former/sometimes poster and i were recently discussing the logistics of starting a cult for the purposes of having rich farmers and such sign over all of their assets to us and it struck me how susceptible porn chicas are to the whole "jesus" thing and other weird shit. jewel denyle is a witch or something, melissa is a satanist and annie cruz ritually-sacrifices chickens. it seems many in porn are perfect to bilk out of their anal-scene paychecks-are they from weird states? check. are they already primed to turn over their earnings to a higher power(suitcase pimp/drug dealers)? check. are some of them dumb? check. dumber with money? check. mentally-ill or have a history of abuse? check.

someone out there should do it. i nominate monstar, he's semi-foreign and could convincingly play a mystic.