i'm in the city and last night i was flipping through the channels and this horrible semi-porn show was on like, local-access. i don't watch too much tv so i hadn't seen it before but i was immediately reassured that "oh, it's been on for years" by my fellow television watcher.

who/when/why/what the fuck is this program with naked hookers on cable-access?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits