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#232533 - 04/01/07 03:14 AM LOL
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	i look like a fuckin' fool. lol. from Luke's website: ...good shit. LOL BTW I'm kinda pissed at the fucker. that jerk started to interview me and i was answering his questions and dead in the middle, he sees some random harlot and scurries off while i'm in mid-sentence. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#232534 - 04/01/07 07:42 AM Re: LOL
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	luke's got some human-breathalyzer sixth-sense about how to choose someone at their most-incapacitated/drunk or miserable/combustibly-capricious in word-choice. do you think he can sense blood-alcohol from like, across the room and swoop in? it's not like luke hasn't had a million other chances to interview you sober. that's what makes luke luke though, it's like watching a lion pick out the drunk, sick or weak from the herd and turn on his dictaphone... _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232535 - 04/01/07 07:51 AM Re: LOL
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	i think you nailed it. i was just filler until a troubled soul came wondering into the vicinity. so i don't take it too personally, in retrospect. i am disappointed he did not hit me with the "when you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?" _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#232536 - 04/01/07 08:23 AM Re: LOL
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: i am disappointed he did not hit me with the "when you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?" I think the 'evil Spidey' duds kinda give that one away, Mon*. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#232537 - 04/01/07 10:09 AM Re: LOL
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	i woke up and i had a pimple. i was wearing a superhero shirt and i didn't have sex. high school all over again. _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#232538 - 04/01/07 01:22 PM Re: LOL
xvod Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/02/04 Posts: 698 Loc: CA	Quote: i look like a fuckin' fool. lol. Yea... this look is exactly why porn chicks give you their phone number. There's not an ounce of threatening masculinity in there at all. I bet you can hang with them all day at the nail salon or dayspa.
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#232539 - 04/01/07 01:56 PM Re: LOL
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Give 'em hell Venom _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#232540 - 04/01/07 05:18 PM Re: LOL
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC	Is that Lip Stick?
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#232541 - 04/03/07 09:12 AM Re: LOL
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Nice shirt. You and Wankus must shop at the same store. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#232542 - 04/03/07 09:13 AM Re: LOL
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: Nice shirt. You and Wankus must shop at the same store. nah, wankus goes through his trash. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232543 - 04/05/07 03:34 AM Re: LOL
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	Quote: Is that Lip Stick? you're joking right? it's lip-LINER. just kidding. those be my natural lip color you fools. Quote: Give 'em hell Venom fuck yeah. Quote: [ Yea... this look is exactly why porn chicks give you their phone number. There's not an ounce of threatening masculinity in there at all. I bet you can hang with them all day at the nail salon or dayspa. by any means necessary to get them skins, sucka. i'm the cat that bones your old lady after she cries on my shoulder about how much a douchebag you are for "not understanding her." Quote: Nice shirt. You and Wankus must shop at the same store. hot topic? _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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