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"This is a rare opportunity for one lucky fan to spend some quality time with two legendary performers while donating to a good cause," Ireland said in a press release.






Isnt it cool how she unabashedly refers to herself as a "legend"...? Porn is the biggest collection of self-centered narcissistic delusional sloth-ridden sociopaths, people so enamored with themselves and what they do to the extent that they have lost all touch with reality.

A "legend"?

Hey Guess what, I am a "Legend" too, but I guarantee I have more of a reason to crow about it than people who decided to compensate for the fact that they are (at best) slightly above average in sex appeal but want to be WAY above average, so they allow themselves to be photographed with dicks in all their orifices.

I could go on and on and on about the ways I am a "legend"....

As for Niki Hunter, she stands as a lesson for ALL porn chicks. The 200-250 grand you are making now (between videos and things like Dancing and/or escorting) is NOT adequate protection or sufficient resources if you suddenly find yourself seriously sick or injured. You NEED health insurance, and it is going to cost you, but that cost is NOTHING compared to what a bout of cancer (or a car accident, or a crack pipe malfunction...) will run you. So buy 2 less pairs of shoes a month, forgo the Gucci bag and designer fragrances for the spring, and cut back on the Eightballs and non-prescription Xanax/Vicodin Purchases and you can have basic Blue cross/ blue shield coverage.

In fact, anyone know why AIM doesnt look into being a coordinator/clearinghouse for Porn Chicks who want Health Insurance? Like anything else, if you have a GROUP of subscribers the cost should go down the more people join up...it cant be that difficult.

I think this effort to help is all bullshit and a waste...If her cancer is terminal, or the survival rate is LOW, why are they bothering? Take the 5 or 10 grand they are going to make via Sardos and E-bay and instead buy some awesome quality Heroin and just keep her snowed until she croaks. She can even earn a little herself during this "terminal phase" by allowing select fans to bounce up and down nude on her thoroughly sedated body (say charge 150 bucks for 15 minutes of bouncing or until they cum...use that money to buy more heroin...)

Or they could just call Padova and ask her for the miracle cancer cure for porn chicks. Maybe even call Pastor Benny Hinn to come over and breath/spit in her face....(da burglar sings) "Jeeeeeeeeesus loves you.......Yes Jeeeeeeesus loves you.....<whoooosh>.....I said Jeeeeeesus loves you......<ptooey>....."
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