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If I hire a really, really, really tall Latin gentleman, dress him in a sharp suit and stand him on an island, do you think Sal McWho would be happy to say the words: "De plane! De plane!" while I film it?



I'll pay industry rates.


I can play the Latin part, but I would put Sal in a large duffel bag, tie it and toss it into the nearest river I can find. If I can't find a river, the largest rock will have to do.
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