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#232377 - 03/31/07 03:50 PM Hire Sal Mckvey.
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#232378 - 03/31/07 03:58 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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If I hire a really, really, really tall Latin gentleman, dress him in a sharp suit and stand him on an island, do you think Sal McWho would be happy to say the words: "De plane! De plane!" while I film it?



I'll pay industry rates.


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#232379 - 03/31/07 04:01 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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WOW, IT SAYS HE EVEN HAS HIS TESTS and shots!
Holly will be glad to hear this, now she can shoot him for the upcoming semi-big budget Porn Parody coming out of the Randall Studios, "One Cuckoo Blew The Others in the Nest." Wouldnt you know, I just happen to have a script ready and waiting....
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#232380 - 03/31/07 04:04 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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#232381 - 03/31/07 04:15 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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If I hire a really, really, really tall Latin gentleman, dress him in a sharp suit and stand him on an island, do you think Sal McWho would be happy to say the words: "De plane! De plane!" while I film it?



I'll pay industry rates.



I can play the Latin part, but I would put Sal in a large duffel bag, tie it and toss it into the nearest river I can find. If I can't find a river, the largest rock will have to do.
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#232382 - 03/31/07 04:16 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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I can play the Latin part, but I would put Sal in a large duffel bag, tie it and toss it into the nearest river I can find. If I can't find a river, the largest rock will have to do.




I'll pay industry rates.
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#232383 - 03/31/07 04:18 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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I can play the Latin part, but I would put Sal in a large duffel bag, tie it and toss it into the nearest river I can find. If I can't find a river, the largest rock will have to do.




I'll pay industry rates.



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#232384 - 03/31/07 07:20 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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Quote:

If I hire a really, really, really tall Latin gentleman, dress him in a sharp suit and stand him on an island, do you think Sal McWho would be happy to say the words: "De plane! De plane!" while I film it?



I'll pay industry rates.




You would actually waste a talent like Sal for just 4 words?

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#232385 - 03/31/07 08:07 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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#232386 - 03/31/07 08:19 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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Unit 33: Castrating piglets

Castration, or the removal of the testicles, is carried out on the male pig which is not needed for breeding.

If the blood vessel to the testicle is cut straight through, or pulled heavy bleeding can occur. Bleeding is reduced by scraping the twisted blood vessel with a knife until it is cut through.

Castrated animals are quieter and easy to handle.

The castrated animal is fatter and produces meat which does not have a strong smell.

Learning objectives

After studying this unit you should know:

1 Why male pigs are castrated.
2 When is castration carried out.
3 How to restrain pigs for castration.
4 How to castrate animals.

Why are pigs castrated?

Male pigs (boars) can fight causing injury to one another. Castrated pigs are quieter and easier to handle. Castrating the pig makes it put on more fat and the meat does not have a strong piggy smell. Young pigs should be castrated at 2 to 3 weeks of age.

Restraining the pig for castration

You will need someone to hold the piglet for castration. The pig should be held by the hind legs with its head down and its body should be firmly held between the handler's knees.

Castration cuts

Castrating the pig

You will need a very sharp, clean knife, scalpel or razor blade. Remove the sow from the litter and if possible put her where she cannot see or hear them.

· Clean the scrotum with warm water and soap and dry it.

· Move the testicle into the scrotum with your finger and then firmly grip the scrotum below the testicle between your thumb and index finger.

· Make a cut 1 - 2 cm long in the bottom of the scrotum. The testicle should pop out through the cut.

· Pull the testicle out of the scrotum and cut through the white cord leaving the red blood vessel uncut.

· Pull the testicle out slightly further and twist it around several times before cutting the twisted blood vessel by scraping up and down with the knife. This helps to reduce bleeding. Do not pull to break the vessel.

· Do not put your fingers in the scrotum. Apply either tincture of iodine, gentian violet, Dettol or an antibiotic powder (see R5 Annex 1) or a sulpha powder to the castration wound. Remove the second testicle in the same way.

Put the piglets and their mother on clean bedding. Watch piglets for signs of infection in the wound for the next week. Infected castration wounds swell, piglets do not want to walk or are lame. See Unit 73 for treatment.



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#232387 - 03/31/07 08:21 PM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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fuck the haters. sal has several credits to his name and would be a brilliant addition to any production.

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#232388 - 04/01/07 05:22 AM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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Monstar's right. If anyone needs a handsome young newcomer to appear as 'man in background of shot at public event' Sal's your guy. Just look at that resume!
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#232389 - 04/01/07 06:09 AM Re: Hire Sal Mckvey.
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Okay kiddies, this joke has run its course. Good night.
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