Porn chick websites are a thing of the past. Americans have a 10 second attention span. Unless you dazzle them with all kinds of new shit all the time, they won't give you the time of day. Plus, the porn website formula in general is broken. Take any 'successful' website... BangBros for example, but you can substitute any you like.

I can sign up for $23.95 and take my broadband connection and download everything - pictures and videos - from all 12 sites in less than 5 days and cancel my subscription well before I get screwed for another month.

So they got me for $23.95... what a killing! I got them for fucking 10 years worth of shoots that probably cost them several hundreds thousand dollars to shoot. What the fuck is that????? A tenth of a percent return on the investment??? You'd fucking fire your investment advisor in a second if he did that poorly with $100.

I can fix this with a simple paragraph, but I charge consulting and management fees.