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two years ago it seemed like it was impossible for jenna to end up broke and broken. now it's not farfetched we'll find her finding jesus on her myspace and her jcsgirls #1 friend.she was like porn's teflon success-story of performing and had a popular book. now jay took her money, her vagina's a mess, her skin's reptilian and she looks like her diet consists of two grams of tweak a day.

think she really could end up broke and whining on 60 minutes in a few years?




60 minutes wont take her and besides it will be much sooner than "a few years"; there will be a HBO mini series about this, the antithesis of "Pornucopia"....I cant think of a catchy title right now, but it will focus NOT ONLY on Jenna and her Vaginal Implosion, but on the general implosion of her Empire and how Jay Grdina essentially got away with "murder", ala Klaus Von Bulow...'cept in this case the miniseries' victim is a Club Jenna Blow Up doll. Alan Dershowitz will play himself, pee wee herman will play "the intern caught jerking off in the bathroom of Dersh's (no gone) favorite Chinese restaurant, Ching Hua Garden.
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