are there caribou in maine?

what i want is to train condors like homing pigeons. do you realize how much shit each of our condors could fly across the mexican border in a little condor-satchel we could staple to it? we could start a cartel with like a few hundred condors and they're protected species so the DEA can't shoot them down or interrupt their migratory patterns
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits