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soon eddie, soon.
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james, your obsession with animal attacks is disturbing. i now picture you as a japanese bond villain with a shark tank in your living room.





James, I need a co-investor in genetically engineering a breed of attack poodles to go after wheelchairs and old people on larks and other scooter-type contraptions. It is a way for otherwise healthy families to get rid of that one old, decrepit sickly family member that wont die who is hogging at least 40% of the family net worth and will probably blow most of it on Diabetic supplies, Depend undergarments and Boost Protein Drinks. Everyone checks for aresnic these days, No one suspects Poodles. I need you to find/purchase our testing grounds, a isolated cottage in Maine surrounded by miles and miles of woods with a few moose and/or wayward caribou milling about.
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Are you gonna eat that?