pornography. here's an awesome idea for bts.
next time you shoot a scene in a jacuzzi or shallow/decorative pools please dump either 50 cats or a duffel bag of non-electric eels into the water mid-coitus. beavers, lobsters, there are so many animals that would totally geek naked people out to find themselves in the water with a large number of. plus they're not dangerous like bull sharks or anything so you wouldn't get sued but we could laugh at the expense of others many times making your postal pornography an instant classic.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits