pornography. here's an awesome idea for bts.

next time you shoot a scene in a jacuzzi or shallow/decorative pools please dump either 50 cats or a duffel bag of non-electric eels into the water mid-coitus. beavers, lobsters, there are so many animals that would totally geek naked people out to find themselves in the water with a large number of. plus they're not dangerous like bull sharks or anything so you wouldn't get sued but we could laugh at the expense of others many times making your postal pornography an instant classic.

How 'bout squid. That way, the whores will get all inky, too.

box jellyfish

rats. 100s of rats.

Leeches sound like fun too.

Guinea worms, which then burrow out of the skin for that long term surprise:



Or my personal favorite, the Candiru fish, which swims down the urethra and into the bladder. Go here for details.

Both are less spontaneous than a sackful of piranha, however.

Conky, where do you find this stuff?

Randy Wayne White's novel, Dead of Night, featured bio-terrorists releasing both species into the waterways around Disneyworld, so it was fresh in my mind!

It also sounded like a really, really good idea.

from wikipedia:
The candiru is a parasite... It swims into the...cavities of other fish, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood..., earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".

oh...that's the definition of "candiru"? funny, i thought it was the definition of "Smartt"

james, your obsession with animal attacks is disturbing. i now picture you as a japanese bond villain with a shark tank in your living room.

soon eddie, soon.

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james, your obsession with animal attacks is disturbing. i now picture you as a japanese bond villain with a shark tank in your living room.

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are there caribou in maine?

what i want is to train condors like homing pigeons. do you realize how much shit each of our condors could fly across the mexican border in a little condor-satchel we could staple to it? we could start a cartel with like a few hundred condors and they're protected species so the DEA can't shoot them down or interrupt their migratory patterns

are killer whales a protected species? because they're trainable too and can eat people and cover some ground. cheetahs or something really super-endangered that moves fast would rule compared to trusting human drug mules. they never steal from you and you can pay them in dead chickens.

Not only are there caribou in Maine, there is a Caribou in Maine.

Caribou, ME

Though the place hasn't been the same since Loring AFB closed.

It's going to be the monkeys; haven't you watched your Planet of the Apes movies?

http://www.radaronline.com/features/2006/11/monkey_menace.php