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#232063 - 03/30/07 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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those guys were dullards, all she'd need to do is a surname-shuffle-they'd be thrown off her scent by something as simple as "cummz courtney"
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#232064 - 03/30/07 11:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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actually, i'm dead wrong as i usually am trying to predict the behavior of the unpredictably-stupid. i remember there was an account "cummz4courtney" in the room and like 50 fanboys were harassing it like yellowfin tuna on a mackerel ball.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#232065 - 03/31/07 07:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Annie not love us long time.
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#232066 - 03/31/07 08:56 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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This thread shows me that XPT is starting to pull out of the mini-slump that has recently engulfed it. Now all we need is for Jewel De'Nyle to crash the De'Bella chat, and we will enter a new Golden Age. 
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#232068 - 03/31/07 10:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This would certainly explain Sandrah Oh's otherwise unfathomable status as a sex symbol.
No kidding! My wife was watching Greys Anatomy on tivo last night and I walked thru the room. That bitch's face is hideous. I mean it is "look away from the tv" fugly.
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#232073 - 03/31/07 01:04 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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This thread shows me that XPT is starting to pull out of the mini-slump that has recently engulfed it.
Now all we need is for Jewel De'Nyle to crash the De'Bella chat, and we will enter a new Golden Age.
Dead on, Dan G. We can hope, and yes, we should all go out of our way to make Jewel feel welcome here at any time. Let her know we serve punch and pie, that ought to pull her in.
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#232075 - 03/31/07 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Wow. I didn't know they made death masks for celebrities that many Centuries in advance.
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#232076 - 03/31/07 02:42 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Separated at birth?
Sandra Oh, Marie Claire April 2007:
Y'know, if you squint real hard...she's still fugly. 
You can see there has been a ton of airbrushing (which is the norm), but surely Sandra Oh represents some sort of Nth-level Photoshop master challenge. Anybody up for trying to digitally make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? 
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#232077 - 03/31/07 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't think I've ever wished a celeb would become interested in Islam up until now. That full body outfit would suit her down to the ground. Literally.
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#232078 - 03/31/07 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.
monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.
most of them are hardly on line. which is a good thing...they're busy. LOL.
not getting high, trainwrecking or ending up on luke's site.
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#232079 - 03/31/07 05:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.
monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.
most of them are hardly on line. which is a good thing...they're busy. LOL.
not getting high, trainwrecking or ending up on luke's site.
that makes sense, but it means they're nonexistent to me. at least get them to parties where luke is going to be snapping photos; give us something monstar.
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#232081 - 03/31/07 07:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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Watching Annie bitch slap Raoul all over this thread was great. Raoul, when pornwhores put a beat down on you like that it might be time to either return to adt or hang up the keyboard for good.
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#232083 - 03/31/07 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#232084 - 03/31/07 08:24 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! My ears, Mon*. Still, it was better than Wankus, and much better looking.
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#232085 - 03/31/07 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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i'm really digging that little texan, rachel she is pretty fuckin' hot. she's the reason they chose that dixie chix song. http://www.myspace.com/rachel_roxxx07 check her pix.
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#232086 - 03/31/07 08:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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A reference to her in the "Courtney! Courtney! Say my name! Leave a comment on my myspace! Ooops, my mom is coming downstairs!" chat made me look up Eva's stats on lukeisback: Quote:
i'm sorry to say but that extra baggage that i got rid of ended up tragically... this mourning i found out that my boyfriend had killed himself because i left him on saturday. im still in shock and i don't want to believe that i have cause so much pain in his life...i'm scared now because i know he really is gone and i can't do anything to change this. i have felt a pain in my veins and in my heart that i hope none of you will have to feel. but unfortunately i'm left to feel this anguish and sorrow that my other half is gone and i will never be able to make love to him, breathe his air, or touch his skin ever again... f-ck! i hate what has happened to me...when im trying so hard to focus on one thing, something so heart breaking takes you away from everthing and you can only think of the pain in your heart. so painful that you literally are sick to your stomach. thats what i hate. my love is now gone. hes left me!
he had a lot of problems but me starting porn again only made it worse.
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in the past two weeks i have gone through a journey that is hard to put to words... all i know is that i have seen the darkest and i am ready to see the light. i have had my nervous breakdown and reached the lowest i will ever allow myself to be. there is a reason why he took his life... he wanted me to do my best to suceed in porn even though he could not live here on earth to see it. i can't let myself go to waste. he didn't want to keep me from this anymore than he already had. i hate that he could not be okay with it but i except why he wasn't... he wanted me to be only his. i now know what i need to do...he did not die for nothing. i will do my best in every scene i shoot in hopes that i can fulfill my dreams... just like he wanted me to do. i shot my first b/g scene back with digital playground today and it was amazing. i felt like i was on a whole new level of performing, a new energy i had waiting inside...ready to erupt and boy did it! i feel revitalized and ready to make him proud.
I picture him on that cloud in heaven, looking down on her first double anal scene. "Yes! Yes, baby, yes. That is what I wanted. Take those two cocks in your ass for ME. For the lover who killed himself because he couldn't stand to see you do porn! That is the most beautiful tribute to our love that I could possibly imagine. Of course, our combined IQs don't scrape double-digits, so what do I know?
Hot fucking whore, though. She does anal now, I understand.
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#232087 - 03/31/07 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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I just recently watched Altman's "Short Cuts" and I believe this could be a missing scene...
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#232088 - 03/31/07 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Hot fucking whore, though. She does anal now, I understand.
evaangelinaonline.com
tonight we're going to par-tay.
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#232089 - 03/31/07 08:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Give her an extra flourish for me, son!
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