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#232014 - 03/30/07 12:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Et tu, Brute?
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#232015 - 03/30/07 12:45 AM
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#232016 - 03/30/07 12:56 AM
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Registered: 02/11/07
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How'd he get the Herp on his Manboob?
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#232020 - 03/30/07 09:04 AM
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Looks kinda Dominican to me.
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#232022 - 03/30/07 10:21 AM
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Registered: 03/14/07
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In Jack's mind, this dude is a potential subscriber to Jack's website. So the potential 20 bucks is more important than potential criticism. Not so sure that makes good business sense, but hey, what do I know?
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#232025 - 03/30/07 04:03 PM
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Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.
Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.
Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.
At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":
A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:
So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?
"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
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#232026 - 03/30/07 04:56 PM
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Registered: 03/28/04
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A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard.
he was a cop in sacramento
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#232028 - 03/30/07 05:42 PM
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Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.
Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.
Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.
At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":
A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:
So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?
"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
You know, you should probably get your facts straight. Alec Knight and Mika Tan aren't even close confidants of mine (or Jack), so they can't even be deemed as a "reliable source." First of all, if you want the basic REAL facts: Jack Lawrence and I married. We divorced. It didn't work out. You can sit there and say I spent HIS money, when in fact, I alone made more money than he did in the 2 years we were together (does it surprise you that women are more successful than men in porn?). If you want to get technical on the legalities of money, etc...yes, the money I earned was half his and vice versa because we were married. Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his. So don't sit there and say I spent Jack's money, you fuckin moron. Yes, I left my husband for someone else, and yes, he happens to be younger than him. However, he's not some 21 year old college drop-out like you want to believe or have heard. He's 27 years old, AND he's an Iraq veteran. I didn't sneak him on several trips either, and this whole nonsense about me flaunting the situation in front of Jack's face in MY HOUSE (yes, it is MY house, I bought it on my own) is complete bullshit. My boyfriend is intelligent and talented and makes me happy, and for those of you who seem to care so much about my life, he makes his own money. So believe what you want to believe. If Alec Knight and Mika Tan are saying such horrible things about me and my marriage, then fuck them both. Those aren't my friends if that's the case. Thankfully for their reputation and my respect for people's privacy, I am not going to sit here and tell you stories I know about their marriage.
You should learn to get your facts straight from the actual individuals involved in your story.
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#232029 - 03/30/07 05:52 PM
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.
So, Annie, let me get this straight: You're saying that you were Entitled to Jack's money. Damn! What else did they teach you at the Imelda Marcos School for Mongoloid Porn Whores?
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#232030 - 03/30/07 05:56 PM
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Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.
So, Annie, let me get this straight: You're saying that you were Entitled to Jack's money. Damn! What else did they teach you at the Imelda Marcos School for Mongoloid Porn Whores?
Get in touch with reality, genius. Did you even read a single thing that I wrote? Lemme spell it for you: I MADE MORE MONEY THAN JACK DID, AND THE MONEY I SPENT WAS MY MONEY. Do I need to make this any more clear for you, or do I need to insult YOUR ethnicity and appearance?
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#232031 - 03/30/07 05:59 PM
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Registered: 02/11/07
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#232032 - 03/30/07 06:00 PM
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You know you're beautiful when you type like Lockwood. 
Oh, so you're admitting that you love his cock deep in your ass then?
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#232033 - 03/30/07 06:03 PM
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I guess they didn't teach you much English when you studied Print Journalism at Dominican University of California, huh. First you can't write. Now you can't read. Go back to Stockton, where you'll never have to worry about Nazis like me.
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#232034 - 03/30/07 06:08 PM
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I guess they didn't teach you much English when you studied Print Journalism at Dominican University of California, huh. First you can't write. Now you can't read. Go back to Stockton, where you'll never have to worry about Nazis like me.
I guess you can't understand English or read. I'm not writing in any other language, so come up with a better comeback than that.
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#232035 - 03/30/07 06:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Okay, Annie. I know it's hard for a Mongoloid like yourself to keep up with the rest of us, so I'll make this s i m p l e. Quote:
Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.
Thus punctuated, there is no other way to interperet that sentence than you were entitled to Jack's money. Grammar. Punctuation. Basic English. You know, the kind of things they teach Journalism students.
As for your reading comprehension, perhaps I misspoke. You may not have a reading disorder. You may simply be a blithering idiot. Let me spell it out for you: Lackwood's a Catcher. Not a Pitcher. And even if he was a pitcher, his unit hasn't worked in so long that he's been traded to a single-A team. Or don't you keep up with the news in your industry.
Annie, I think you've taken one too many punches in the ring. Your mind's gone soft. You'd better get that checked out.
Oh, and Say hello to Christian for me.
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#232036 - 03/30/07 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Okay, I tried to relay this info before only to be "poo-pooed" by Christianxxx as being full of shit. But the fact is, i learned this from a close associate of Jack Lawrence's, another Porn actor who gets a lot of work and is married to Mika Tan, Alec Knight.
Right after Erotica LA, I was having dinner with a bunch of people who were all part of a type of "Asian Porn Fan Club." A number of Asian porn chicks were there along with a slew of other people. Alec Knight was also there and he proceeded to tell several of us what was going on with Jack Lawrence's tumultuous marriage to Annie Cruz.
Essentially, Jack and Annie had an open marriage, but since Annie is apparently a hopeless nymphomaniac, it wasnt quite working out in a truly open, equitable fashion. Annie had hooked up with and kinda/sorta fallen in love with some young dude who she was sneaking off on trips to bang senselessly for days on end, and even bringing this young guy into the home she shared with jack and flaunting the situation. Annie was apparently paying the way for this young stud, and was doing so with a good portion of JACK's money.
At least this is what was related and discussed at this dinner, and I found the story totally believable and compelling. It speaks to the total "Jack Lawrence Experience":
A former LAPD officer quits his job to have sex on camera, no doubt eagerly desiring this since, working as a cop in LA you no doubt get the sordid sense of the sex industry with all its bad points and pitfalls, to WANT to get into it after having such a vantage point you must be one sick, horny bastard. But he was "out-debauched" by a fillipino Nymphomaniac with a predilection for YOUNG perpetually hard dudes. I find that aspect compelling as well, since we only seem to hear about Men being totally obsessed with sex and being perpetually horny and insatiable. To hear about a woman, even one as fitfully frightening in a mongloid kinda way like Annie Cruz, being a COMPLETE sex maniac to the point where she is a porn star AND STILL FEELS the need to go to extreme lengths outside her "career" to have animalistic, debauched sex, is strangely :banana_on_the_next_episode_of_HBO's_ROMEcream:
So Jack Lawrence, Porn Star, Cuckold Extraordinaire, your wife is a Nymphomaniac and just flew off with your money to fuck some 21 year old College Dropout, what are gonna do now?
"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
You know, you should probably get your facts straight. Alec Knight and Mika Tan aren't even close confidants of mine (or Jack), so they can't even be deemed as a "reliable source." First of all, if you want the basic REAL facts: Jack Lawrence and I married. We divorced. It didn't work out. You can sit there and say I spent HIS money, when in fact, I alone made more money than he did in the 2 years we were together (does it surprise you that women are more successful than men in porn?). If you want to get technical on the legalities of money, etc...yes, the money I earned was half his and vice versa because we were married. Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his. So don't sit there and say I spent Jack's money, you fuckin moron. Yes, I left my husband for someone else, and yes, he happens to be younger than him. However, he's not some 21 year old college drop-out like you want to believe or have heard. He's 27 years old, AND he's an Iraq veteran. I didn't sneak him on several trips either, and this whole nonsense about me flaunting the situation in front of Jack's face in MY HOUSE (yes, it is MY house, I bought it on my own) is complete bullshit. My boyfriend is intelligent and talented and makes me happy, and for those of you who seem to care so much about my life, he makes his own money. So believe what you want to believe. If Alec Knight and Mika Tan are saying such horrible things about me and my marriage, then fuck them both. Those aren't my friends if that's the case. Thankfully for their reputation and my respect for people's privacy, I am not going to sit here and tell you stories I know about their marriage.
You should learn to get your facts straight from the actual individuals involved in your story.
 Well, I wasnt presenting ANYTHING as a fact, I was simply relating bullshit I heard at a porn party....I think I was quite clear on that. But obviously I struck some type of nerve  This is XPT, facts are usually superfluous and not nearly as interesting as the pseudo-reality everyone in porn typically lives in....and while we all understand that YOU made more money than Jack, and that YOU spent YOUR money on whatever, none of that precludes you also spending JACK's money too, what little he made... but Congrats on finding true love with the Iraq Vet, by any chance is his name "Mike"?
:bananabrazzleboomboom: 
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#232037 - 03/30/07 06:33 PM
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Bye Annie. Drop by anytime.
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#232038 - 03/30/07 06:40 PM
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Okay, Annie. I know it's hard for a Mongoloid like yourself to keep up with the rest of us, so I'll make this s i m p l e.
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Ethically and morally, the money I made was MY money as was his.
Thus punctuated, there is no other way to interperet that sentence than you were entitled to Jack's money. Grammar. Punctuation. Basic English. You know, the kind of things they teach Journalism students.
As for your reading comprehension, perhaps I misspoke. You may not have a reading disorder. You may simply be a blithering idiot. Let me spell it out for you: Lackwood's a Catcher. Not a Pitcher. And even if he was a pitcher, his unit hasn't worked in so long that he's been traded to a single-A team. Or don't you keep up with the news in your industry.
Annie, I think you've taken one too many punches in the ring. Your mind's gone soft. You'd better get that checked out.
Oh, and Say hello to Christian for me.
I completely messed up a sentence that I wrote (in anger), and you're going to sit there and cause unnecessary bullshit out of it? Since you seem to be confused, I will re-write that thought into this: The money was a community asset. I contributed more, but my money was MY money and his money was HIS money. And no, I could give two shits about industry gossip. You can sit there and throw Lockwood jokes all you want like an immature little kid, and I really don't care. I posted in this thread purposely to clear all rumors about my marriage. If you want to continue posting pathetic attempts to taunt me, by all means, go ahead. I'm done wasting my time with some loser, who insults Hunter Thompson's memory.
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#232039 - 03/30/07 06:43 PM
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Well, I wasnt presenting ANYTHING as a fact, I was simply relating bullshit I heard at a porn party....I think I was quite clear on that. But obviously I struck some type of nerve This is XPT, facts are usually superfluous and not nearly as interesting as the pseudo-reality everyone in porn typically lives in....and while we all understand that YOU made more money than Jack, and that YOU spent YOUR money on whatever, none of that precludes you also spending JACK's money too, what little he made... but Congrats on finding true love with the Iraq Vet, by any chance is his name "Mike"?
:bananabrazzleboomboom:
Didn't strike a nerve...I'm just fed up with many people approaching me with the same bullshit. It gets tiring after a while. Now, that I've put my two cents in, let's go back to not giving a fuck. 
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#232040 - 03/30/07 06:45 PM
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I'm done wasting my time with some loser, who insults Hunter Thompson's memory.
nice. anyone who doesn't like raoul should totally use this as their sig.
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#232042 - 03/30/07 06:51 PM
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The money was a community asset. I contributed more, but my money was MY money and his money was HIS money.
See. That's much better. Though I've gotta tell ya: Drunk, Stoned and typing with one hand behind his back, Hunter would've got it right the first time. And so would I, back in my drinking days. Hunter was my Idol back when I ran TWO newspapers in College. You see, Annie, I studied Journalism, too. And I'm sure as I'm sure about anything that the Great Scorer has a divine plan that puts me here, Fucking with you.
Besides, Hunter would have wanted it that way.
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#232043 - 03/30/07 07:19 PM
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annie, did you ever suck the puss out of jack's sores when he'd come home from banging housewives for 300-bucks? you allegedly used to brag about it.
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#232044 - 03/30/07 07:20 PM
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also annie, i'd like to commend you on how well you assembled the air maxes i'm wearing right now. they're comfy.
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#232046 - 03/30/07 07:28 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Yes, Annie, now that James mentioned it, what exactly is that festering pustule on Jack's Man-Boob? Something you brought home from Christian, eh?
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#232047 - 03/30/07 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Where did Raoul Puke get all of this hate for Annie Cruz? In an industry which gives us Taylor Rain, Genesis Skye and Alyssa West you're picking on Annie?
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#232048 - 03/30/07 07:37 PM
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Wow, JRV. Real fucking original. You stole that one from Brian Scott. And it was just as lame when he said it. You can stick your head back up your ass any time now. Porn's "Leading Figure"... HA!
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#232049 - 03/30/07 07:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the time has come to scrutinize the attractiveness of asian women in porn, they've been getting a free ride just by being <40 years old and having >3 limbs forever.
there are hot and pretty asian women, normal asian women, blind asian women and shoe-assembling-sweatshop asian women. annie cruz is a shoe-assembling-sweatshop asian woman. i'm not asian, but my guess is most asian men don't find annie cruz that hot which is why white men clueless they're fucking an ugly asian marry her.
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#232050 - 03/30/07 07:59 PM
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Katsumi = Annie Cruz =  Get it, Jerkoff Retard Virgin?
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#232051 - 03/30/07 08:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Annie- any truth to the rumor that Jack and Kurt enjoy cruising for trannies together?
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#232052 - 03/30/07 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Stop with these THREAD derailments!
I still wanna know if she did in fact run off with Nichole Brazzle's "Mike" or not! Come on people, focus on the important shit here....if we can at least say there is a .000176% that the 27 year old Iraq Veteran she is now fucking is/was Nichole's Dead Iraq Veteran Boyfriend, we have the next lead story on Lukeisback waiting for Luke once the Sabbath ends...
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#232053 - 03/30/07 10:04 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Wiki and other sites refer to her boytoy as "Christian." I wasn't referring to "Mr. Clean" above. Could be she's running around on this Christian, too?
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#232056 - 03/30/07 10:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Christ. Is there anything Christian isn't sticking his dick into?
Condoms?
has he really fled xpt after bornyo's hiv comment? he was actually a pretty solid poster, seeing as i couldn't give a shit about his alleged ethical misconduct.
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#232057 - 03/30/07 11:00 PM
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i actually liked christian as a poster too. i think he's gone though.
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#232058 - 03/30/07 11:06 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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the thing is, i think xpt forgets that the people we're making fun of exist and actually read this shit. calling fergie a heinous demon spawn is not going to effect her in anyway; mocking people on xpt seemingly does.
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#232059 - 03/30/07 11:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i left christian alone. jack lawrence doesn't post and annie cruz is subhuman.
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#232060 - 03/30/07 11:20 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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don't worry dude, i'm certainly not suggesting we should all be nice so the chicks hang around.
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#232061 - 03/30/07 11:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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someone like ava rose is attractive, annie is an example of white people thinking all asian women are attractive even if they're ugly and asian men would laugh at them for fucking them. same deal as how some black guys think all white women are attractive when white guys are laughing at them for fucking them.
we need more than exploratory efforts into getting courtney cummz to post. she's cute enough nobody would ever care if she was lying or not.
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#232062 - 03/30/07 11:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.
monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.
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#232063 - 03/30/07 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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those guys were dullards, all she'd need to do is a surname-shuffle-they'd be thrown off her scent by something as simple as "cummz courtney"
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#232064 - 03/30/07 11:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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actually, i'm dead wrong as i usually am trying to predict the behavior of the unpredictably-stupid. i remember there was an account "cummz4courtney" in the room and like 50 fanboys were harassing it like yellowfin tuna on a mackerel ball.
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#232065 - 03/31/07 07:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Annie not love us long time.
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#232066 - 03/31/07 08:56 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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This thread shows me that XPT is starting to pull out of the mini-slump that has recently engulfed it. Now all we need is for Jewel De'Nyle to crash the De'Bella chat, and we will enter a new Golden Age. 
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#232068 - 03/31/07 10:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This would certainly explain Sandrah Oh's otherwise unfathomable status as a sex symbol.
No kidding! My wife was watching Greys Anatomy on tivo last night and I walked thru the room. That bitch's face is hideous. I mean it is "look away from the tv" fugly.
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#232073 - 03/31/07 01:04 PM
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This thread shows me that XPT is starting to pull out of the mini-slump that has recently engulfed it.
Now all we need is for Jewel De'Nyle to crash the De'Bella chat, and we will enter a new Golden Age.
Dead on, Dan G. We can hope, and yes, we should all go out of our way to make Jewel feel welcome here at any time. Let her know we serve punch and pie, that ought to pull her in.
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#232075 - 03/31/07 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Wow. I didn't know they made death masks for celebrities that many Centuries in advance.
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#232076 - 03/31/07 02:42 PM
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Separated at birth?
Sandra Oh, Marie Claire April 2007:
Y'know, if you squint real hard...she's still fugly. 
You can see there has been a ton of airbrushing (which is the norm), but surely Sandra Oh represents some sort of Nth-level Photoshop master challenge. Anybody up for trying to digitally make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? 
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#232077 - 03/31/07 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't think I've ever wished a celeb would become interested in Islam up until now. That full body outfit would suit her down to the ground. Literally.
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#232078 - 03/31/07 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.
monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.
most of them are hardly on line. which is a good thing...they're busy. LOL.
not getting high, trainwrecking or ending up on luke's site.
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#232079 - 03/31/07 05:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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the worry with courtney posting is that she brings half the guys who were in her chat with her, causing a zero sum outcome.
monstar needs a stronger pimp hand, he represents some of the better looking girls yet none of them post.
most of them are hardly on line. which is a good thing...they're busy. LOL.
not getting high, trainwrecking or ending up on luke's site.
that makes sense, but it means they're nonexistent to me. at least get them to parties where luke is going to be snapping photos; give us something monstar.
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#232081 - 03/31/07 07:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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Watching Annie bitch slap Raoul all over this thread was great. Raoul, when pornwhores put a beat down on you like that it might be time to either return to adt or hang up the keyboard for good.
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#232083 - 03/31/07 08:10 PM
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#232084 - 03/31/07 08:24 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! My ears, Mon*. Still, it was better than Wankus, and much better looking.
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#232085 - 03/31/07 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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i'm really digging that little texan, rachel she is pretty fuckin' hot. she's the reason they chose that dixie chix song. http://www.myspace.com/rachel_roxxx07 check her pix.
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#232086 - 03/31/07 08:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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A reference to her in the "Courtney! Courtney! Say my name! Leave a comment on my myspace! Ooops, my mom is coming downstairs!" chat made me look up Eva's stats on lukeisback: Quote:
i'm sorry to say but that extra baggage that i got rid of ended up tragically... this mourning i found out that my boyfriend had killed himself because i left him on saturday. im still in shock and i don't want to believe that i have cause so much pain in his life...i'm scared now because i know he really is gone and i can't do anything to change this. i have felt a pain in my veins and in my heart that i hope none of you will have to feel. but unfortunately i'm left to feel this anguish and sorrow that my other half is gone and i will never be able to make love to him, breathe his air, or touch his skin ever again... f-ck! i hate what has happened to me...when im trying so hard to focus on one thing, something so heart breaking takes you away from everthing and you can only think of the pain in your heart. so painful that you literally are sick to your stomach. thats what i hate. my love is now gone. hes left me!
he had a lot of problems but me starting porn again only made it worse.
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in the past two weeks i have gone through a journey that is hard to put to words... all i know is that i have seen the darkest and i am ready to see the light. i have had my nervous breakdown and reached the lowest i will ever allow myself to be. there is a reason why he took his life... he wanted me to do my best to suceed in porn even though he could not live here on earth to see it. i can't let myself go to waste. he didn't want to keep me from this anymore than he already had. i hate that he could not be okay with it but i except why he wasn't... he wanted me to be only his. i now know what i need to do...he did not die for nothing. i will do my best in every scene i shoot in hopes that i can fulfill my dreams... just like he wanted me to do. i shot my first b/g scene back with digital playground today and it was amazing. i felt like i was on a whole new level of performing, a new energy i had waiting inside...ready to erupt and boy did it! i feel revitalized and ready to make him proud.
I picture him on that cloud in heaven, looking down on her first double anal scene. "Yes! Yes, baby, yes. That is what I wanted. Take those two cocks in your ass for ME. For the lover who killed himself because he couldn't stand to see you do porn! That is the most beautiful tribute to our love that I could possibly imagine. Of course, our combined IQs don't scrape double-digits, so what do I know?
Hot fucking whore, though. She does anal now, I understand.
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#232087 - 03/31/07 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just recently watched Altman's "Short Cuts" and I believe this could be a missing scene...
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#232088 - 03/31/07 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Hot fucking whore, though. She does anal now, I understand.
evaangelinaonline.com
tonight we're going to par-tay.
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#232089 - 03/31/07 08:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Give her an extra flourish for me, son!
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