okay, if you strapped razor blades to their feet or whatever and had them fight to the death with a pit of japanese or mexican men cheering them on clutching betting slips, what female pornstar do you think would be the last one standing?

Bridget 'the midget' Powerz, no doubt

how cool would it be if she fought "aria" and you put method-man gold fangs/fronts on both of them so they could do more damage with every bite? speaking of bite-strength, man-jaw kim chambers vs. spotted hyena-whose PSI is higher? here's aria, someone find man-jaw.

Flower Tucci's rancid "squirt" piss vs. a red spitting cobra rolling down a hill in N. Zealand while sealed in a zorb sphere? Who dies of poisoning first?

poison? david luger, clearly.

Tory Lane or Kelly Wells.

Hillary's pungent blownout ass fumes, or a random Port-a-pottie at the end of the evening at a Puddle Of Mudd Concert....which one smells worse and kills more asthmatics?

Rose Agree in a sensory deprevation tank emptying her bowls versus a canero swimming Dana Vesopoli's urine. Which will cause instant death?

Jenna Jameson versus Naomi in a steel-cage starvation match.