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#231944 - 03/29/07 01:51 PM
let's buy fatman katja
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Porn Jesus
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i just couldn't bring myself to donate to the windsock fund just like i have trouble giving money to the obviously-intoxicated homeless. you just know where it's going-booze and postal pornography.
maybe we could set up a "get fatman laid with pornstar from a country that killed his relatives in the holocaust to see if he can reconcile getting laid vs. ancestral-genocide" paypal account, of course contigent upon him allowing it to be filmed, much like wanker wang's minion.
i don't approve of naked fat men most of the time, but this could be funny seeing as he may be totally bereft of a sense of pride.
if someone wanted to set up a paypal account, i'd donate.
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#231945 - 03/29/07 02:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No way. Katja would probably have an assessment made and demand more money due to the safety issues of clambering aboard someone like The Fatman.
I think that 1700 bucks would sky rocket.
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#231946 - 03/29/07 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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true, but it would allow us to revisit the "do pornstars feel shame?" thread a little more definitively. ok, i lied, i just want to see fatman naked.
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#231947 - 03/29/07 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I take it you have a 52 inch monitor?
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#231948 - 03/29/07 03:00 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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The only reason I didn't contribute to the Windsock fund is because I'm broke. The benefits may be great, but working for the city doesn't pay all that much. Still, I think this is a special case. The thought of the Fatman, in all his sweatty, Jabba-esque glory, avenging his anscestors by Hate-Fucking a frauwhore is guarenteed to outdo even the jetta thread in terms of sheer comedic value. I'm in for $20, plus extended color commentary and quotations from The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.
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#231950 - 03/29/07 03:15 PM
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If this keeps up, The Monkey Cage will have to split into two areas. One for funny, off-the-wall shit that gently pokes fun at other xpt-ers (by cage standards, bringing up the Holocaust is gently making fun), and another area for these interminable, thread-killing "You're gay" "Well, your mom is a whore!" "Well, your mom is a whore AND you are gay! Me:1 You:0!!!  " pissing matches.
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#231951 - 03/29/07 03:48 PM
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derivative and totally in contrast to the(relative) wit and originality shown by the original poster. Quote:
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i just couldn't bring myself to donate to the windsock fund just like i have trouble giving money to the obviously-intoxicated homeless. you just know where it's going-booze and postal pornography.
maybe we could set up a "get fatman laid with pornstar from a country that killed his relatives in the holocaust to see if he can reconcile getting laid vs. ancestral-genocide" paypal account, of course contigent upon him allowing it to be filmed, much like wanker wang's minion.
i don't approve of naked fat men most of the time, but this could be funny seeing as he may be totally bereft of a sense of pride.
if someone wanted to set up a paypal account, i'd donate.
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#231952 - 03/29/07 04:10 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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Let's buy Fatman a shotgun, a handful of LSD and a full-length mirror. With any luck, he'll never be back.
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#231953 - 03/29/07 04:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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there's always the dangerous possibility the lsd will trigger him from his baseline state of mild hypomania into a fullblown manaic episode and he'll post like 400x/diem about how hideous he is naked and how his penis fits in the barrel of a 12-gauge that he's been pretending is bree olsen.
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#231954 - 03/30/07 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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There was a long-ago post about Katja suggesting that she may indeed be of Ukrainian lineage, which would diminish the outrage, somewhat...
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#231955 - 03/30/07 09:56 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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She's from Leipzig. Although, when those Soviet troops got to Germany...
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