i just couldn't bring myself to donate to the windsock fund just like i have trouble giving money to the obviously-intoxicated homeless. you just know where it's going-booze and postal pornography.
maybe we could set up a "get fatman laid with pornstar from a country that killed his relatives in the holocaust to see if he can reconcile getting laid vs. ancestral-genocide" paypal account, of course contigent upon him allowing it to be filmed, much like wanker wang's minion.
i don't approve of naked fat men most of the time, but this could be funny seeing as he may be totally bereft of a sense of pride.
if someone wanted to set up a paypal account, i'd donate.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits