Just do what jamesn does and dust off oldies but goodies from bygone days. Remember that time when Smelly Monkey made fun of something, and everyone laughed and laughed!?

In your case you could dredge up stories relegated to the Stars archive. Like when Eva Angelina's boyfriend killed himself because he couldn't live with her doing porn, and so she decided to jump into even more extreme porn as a "tribute" to him. Good times, good times...
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson