Allie spills the beans to Gene on AdultFYI.com and this paragraph in particular caught my eye:

"But we got into another nasty fight in December," Ray adds. "And that's why I was afraid of the cops- that they would take me away. He has brain damage right now because of a candle that I threw at him, apparently. And he's trying to blame it on me but the tests are saying he has brain problems before we even met. So I don't know what's going on with him. The cops took him and I haven't seen him since."

Comedy gold. SNL should sign people like this up to write their scripts.

What are you people doing out there!?! Is this any way to Live?! My God!!! What the fuck is happening to people nowadays??? candlesticks. brain damage. drug use. cascade poisoning. kidnappings. prison. warrants. parole. meth. When does it end!?? When will it end!!!!??? What does it all mean!?!?! How can this be? The Horror!! the horror..

is this what we have become?

Yes, King. It's like the porner equivalent of 'Clue'.