Porn is Hypocrisy Incarnate....its people, its practices, its very way and manner of existence. XPT is part of that maelstrom of Hypocrisy. Calling ANYONE here a Hypocrite is like calling the patrons of a Irish Bar on March 17 Alcoholics......DUH.

And so what if Eddie is a Hypocrite???? Dont generalize and then back off...drudge up and create a picture for the audience. Make fun and attack specific instances of hypocrisy....Berate and bemoan the latest Wankus travesty of bad taste, the latest Lockwood "Rock Song" that reads and sounds like a beatnik on Methamphetamine...."Cry Havoc!" about the ravages of Methamphetamine towards the otherwise lovable whores like Mia Rose who just flat out fucking LOVE how that drug makes them feel and look, while her gorgeous Sister AVA is somehow able to just leave it alone....Always point out that Holly Randall, a Photographer and Videographer of hott nasty filthy sex, is herself more beautiful and sexier than 95% of the women being fucked on film (as well as more intelligent and interesting than 100% of the girls in the biz), and that her Green bean Photo, her "I Cream on Jeanie" costume pose, or any of her nude photos are eminently more "jerk-offable" than most porn today....and above all never miss a chance to point out and laugh at the latest Growth, drainage and effusion out of Hillarity Snott's Birth Canal or Rectal Cavity, she afterall being "britney rears" and supposedly a Millionaire director.
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