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#231552 - 03/27/07 09:27 PM
The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
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It's become abundantly clear that the character known as "Darth" has suffered some kind of Schitzoid break. He went from being a somewhat funny poster, to a stalker obsessed with Jules Jordan, H2C and Jamesn, to an ADT Pseudointelectual over the course of a month. And you never know which personality will appear at any given moment. The only constant thing about him is his insistance on using the Skirt Lackwood avatar, long after the joke got tired and everyone else dropped it. He claims that by doing so, he's "taking action" against Steven. But what he fails to realize is that it's just Gay. Sad.
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#231553 - 03/27/07 09:40 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#231554 - 03/27/07 09:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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nice blog post idiot. you typed a lot of words but didn't say shit, congrats well done. you should concentrate your anger on LouZer, you've done good work there.
DoucheCypher you faggot!
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#231555 - 03/27/07 09:50 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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I've missed you sir.
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#231556 - 03/27/07 09:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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boy, this thread just keeps getting better
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#231557 - 03/27/07 09:54 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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Ahhh, all the Alt-Ids come out. Welcome. This oughta be fun. But you guys really should've waited till "Darth" posted first. After all, this is his party. Just curious, why are you two cum-guzzlers still hiding behind these alt-ids? This is the Cage. You're supposed to throw down here. Lame.
Edit: Welcome, Hyde. Glad you could Join the Party. The one guy here I'm sure is not an alt-id.
Edited by Raoul Duke (03/27/07 09:57 PM)
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#231559 - 03/27/07 09:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Ahhh, all the Alt-Ids come out. Welcome.
I knew Hyde was really Richard Simmons
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#231560 - 03/27/07 10:09 PM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
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One might even consider the possibility that I am not the only person using this ID. Perhaps this ID is in use by a company of people each with their own gripes and a single IP front end router.
The thought has crossed my mind that there's more than one of you in there, a sort of "Darth by Committee," if you will. I think I posted that somewhere. But that would make you even more pathetic than you already are. That would mean that you're all dirt poor and not even collectively bright enough to realize you could still create individual accounts and take turns using the damn computer. Despite your numerous failings, like being a gay, pedantic stalker, Dumb you aint. So I'm stuck with schitzoid. It's the only thing that fits.
Now riddle me this: What's your obsession with height? You go off about "little" Jules Jordan, "Little" Willie D (who's 6'1", BTW so you're talking out your ass again.) I wagered before that you're only an inch, at most, taller than Jules. Just how tall are you, anyway? And Why did you duck the question last time. Hit a nerve, maybe?
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#231561 - 03/27/07 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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darth, methinks you give yourself too much credit. you're simply not a very good poster yet. there's some room to improve, but there's a reason you're being lumped in with posters like ghostshadow.
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#231562 - 03/27/07 10:12 PM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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I knew Hyde was really Richard Simmons
Funny, actually. But, sadly, no. Eyore is one of a kind, and for that, I am greatful.
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#231563 - 03/27/07 11:27 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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darth, methinks you give yourself too much credit. you're simply not a very good poster yet. there's some room to improve, but there's a reason you're being lumped in with posters like ghostshadow.
Listen to james. Look back at the 25+ posts he's made today, that's what it takes. Dedication. Dedication. Dedication. 
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#231565 - 03/28/07 01:05 AM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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People flock to your posts for the same reason they rubberneck at a car crash, "Darth." It's the ghoulish spectacle of you tumbling from the precipice of your own grandiosity that people find facinating. Couple that with your Kamakazi attacks on posters way out of your league and you've got hours and hours of solid entertainment. And what kind of evasive answer is this: Quote:
I am > 6ft < 7ft...
If you were really that tall, you'd give a direct answer. 'I am 6'4"' 'I am 6'6"'. What's the matter, the committee in your head couldn't agree on a fake answer, so you decided to throw out a whole foot's leeway? Christ, man. You had so much promise. Where did it all go wrong.
You know what I think? I think you're even shorter than Jules. That's right. In fact, I think you're Danny Fucking DeVito. I think living with Rhea Pearlman all these years has finally driven you over the edge and now you're lashing out at everyone who's bigger than you. Which means pretty much everybody. No wonder you've got the Lackwood Avatar. You're as crazy as he is.
Now I've got to run to get Cigarettes. I should be gone ten minutes tops. While I'm gone, why don't you look THIS up? Maybe you'll learn something.
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#231566 - 03/28/07 01:09 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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RotDick
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#231567 - 03/28/07 01:21 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 30
Loc: Manalapan, New Jersey
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I object to my good name being dragged through the muck of XPT. I'm no schizophranic Twink with delusions of grandeur. I'm a Dwarf. A Fucking Dwarf. Get it? My Wife is a Dwarf, My Kids are Dwarves, and their kids will probably be Dwarves. And we like it that way. Now if some delusional fairy with a Napoleonic complex cant work off his rage with self-loathing and pushups, that's his problem. But he shouldn't go messing around with my man Jules. Jules is solid, and he'll kick the ass of anybody on this fucking board.
Mother of fucking God. Worst thing I ever did was get Drunk with Clooney one night and show up soused on the View. And now I've gotta eat This shit? Jesus.
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#231568 - 03/28/07 02:00 AM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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Good Lord. More alt-ids. Is there a full moon or something?
RapeHerClit, tell me: How many threads are you going to post that pic in? It was mildly amusing the first time, 'cause it showed some creativity. Now it's just lame. You're as bad as Hyde with his puppy pic. Time to step up your game, boy, if you want to play in the cage. Try Again.
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#231570 - 03/28/07 02:24 AM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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How's this?  Better?
And what are you doing up late? Dumbass.
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#231571 - 03/28/07 03:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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william hyde has annoyed more people here, i can whip up your next thread as easily as posting the title "all pornstars have aids" and then inserting some drivel in the body. you're lumped in with gs because you're about as interesting as he is and write with the same style. which is maybe college-freshmen and i'm being generous. you can't use a thesaurus in an iq test. Quote:
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darth, methinks you give yourself too much credit. you're simply not a very good poster yet. there's some room to improve, but there's a reason you're being lumped in with posters like ghostshadow.
People flock to my posts. How many threads will be dedicated to the humble darth before my reign is over?
Yes the reason that I am lumped in with ghostshadow is because he doesn't like you either. In your logic, if someone doesn't like you, they must be ghostshadow. However, I do give ghostshadow points for very direct and slicing attacks against your facade of a person that you've created. The theft of your ID on LIB was classic.
For the record I am > 6ft < 7ft. I can beat Willie at arm wrestling on a good day, and I can beat Jamesn on an IQ test anyday.
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#231572 - 03/28/07 03:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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darth made how many? hey darth/chisulo/ghostshadow, what's happening? Quote:
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darth, methinks you give yourself too much credit. you're simply not a very good poster yet. there's some room to improve, but there's a reason you're being lumped in with posters like ghostshadow.
Listen to james. Look back at the 25+ posts he's made today, that's what it takes. Dedication. Dedication. Dedication.
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#231573 - 03/28/07 03:24 AM
Re: The Schitzoid break of "Darth"
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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the dude that made this thread tries way too hard and looks foolish in 99% of his posts. you suck pal
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#231574 - 03/28/07 03:25 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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Right back at ya, buddy. 
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#231575 - 03/28/07 03:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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i dont try at all.
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#231576 - 03/28/07 03:32 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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That is why you fail... 
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#231577 - 03/28/07 03:35 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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and you just fail because you're a brown noser and a shitty poster
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#231578 - 03/28/07 03:39 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Dane, I'm not going to waste my time with someone who contributes nothing to the board. Call me when you've got something.
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#231580 - 03/28/07 03:46 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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#231582 - 03/28/07 03:51 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Is that George Foreman on the right? Been using his grill a bit too much.
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#231583 - 03/28/07 03:53 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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I'm not here to pile on you RD but who's alt ID are you? You have way too much knowledge of what goes down here in the cage, even things like what happened way before your join date. Serious question and don't ask me to post any proof because it would take all day to search for.
I find papercut and palmolive sort of amusing. Darth is just another incarnation of S****t/lurid2.0/drpornz. ghostshadow is a diseased meth head and jamesn owns him.
Random, where are you?
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#231584 - 03/28/07 04:07 AM
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Demon Spawn
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I was wondering when you were going to show up, Biff, but I didn't expect a serious question. It deserves a serious answer. I lurked for a long time before I regged, so I saw the action and the players for a while. Plus I did some digging with the search function. I sometimes get insomnia, so I'll be up late at night (like this night/morning) checking out old posts. Also, I have a photographic memory (no shit).
I haven't had enough interaction with Palmolive to form an opinion, yet, other than he uses the "You're a fag" bit a little too much. Paperclip has the germ of talent but he doesn't excersize it enough. He keeps repeating himself instead of trying something new. I haven't checked out the posts for lurid2.0/drpornz yet, but I've seen enough of S***TT that I can say I'm not convinced he and Darth are the same person. Aside from the lack of Trannies,pictures of his own Dick and child molesting, there are times when Darth is actually funny, and I haven't seen that in S***TT.
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#231585 - 03/28/07 04:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Have2 is really of no consequence. He's not very smart, and nobody has ever accused him of being smart. Nobody could possibly look at him and at any instance believe him to be intelligent. The barbs he attempts to trades with Lou are mindless and childish and he clearly enjoys being made to look a fool. He obviously is Jules Jordan incognito.
We can't all be Pulitzer candidates like you. My time is spare enough can you go nuzzle someone else's ass for a while? Thanks.
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#231586 - 03/28/07 07:22 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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RD - you called me out and people have ripped you apart far worse than me. You have lost your call out by my decree. By the way - I am somewhere over 6'. However, my exact height would almost certainly give me away among this community. Nice try. You are obviously an alt as I am an alt. Who is gay enough to lurk for six months to a year before they start posting?
Jamesn - You totally lost it on this post and everyone can see it. This was your worst series of posts ever. Now take your pretty Harvard mouth and give me the fucking respect I deserve.
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#231588 - 03/28/07 08:38 AM
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Demon Spawn
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BAH!!! Your Decree, is it??? You haven't the power to decree anything, Pygmy. Cause that's what you are. Lou Cypher's African Child Soldier towers over you. Your only involvement in the industry is mopping up the cum on the floor of the Video Booths, mop monkey. Nice try, pal, but you aint fooling anyone.
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#231589 - 03/28/07 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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RD - you called me out and people have ripped you apart far worse than me. You have lost your call out by my decree. By the way - I am somewhere over 6'. However, my exact height would almost certainly give me away among this community. Nice try. You are obviously an alt as I am an alt. Who is gay enough to lurk for six months to a year before they start posting?
Jamesn - You totally lost it on this post and everyone can see it. This was your worst series of posts ever. Now take your pretty Harvard mouth and give me the fucking respect I deserve.
So have you.
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#231590 - 03/28/07 09:14 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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"Darth" and his Brother Kuntu with the Great White Hunter John Stagliano. Kuntu later died of AIDS after being infected by Stagliano. The baby is their love child, who was placed with the Hillary Scott Adoption Agency.
And by the way, go back and read what I wrote again. I never said I spent six months to a year lurking here, Dipshit. It was about a month, and two weeks of that was waiting for Malice to activate my account. "Darth," I want you to brace yourself: There are people in this world smarter than you. And some of us even went to College. And, as it turns out, we're pretty fast studies.Especially those of us with photographic memories. Nice try, "Darth," but you've missed again.
And BTW: Thanks for admitting you're an Alt. A Schizo Alt, but an Alt nonetheless. Now get back to yer char rags and yer pissbucket, Mop Monkey.
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#231593 - 03/28/07 03:18 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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By the way - I am somewhere over 6'. However, my exact height would almost certainly give me away among this community.
Let me take a random guess...you're a 'versatile' male performer and you've repeatedly had your fudge packed, on video, by other guys as well as trannies. Ergo, Jules Jordan won't hire you, therefore you are pissed at Jules and seek to mock him in the one (and indeed only) area you know you've got him beat: height.
Regardless of how tall you might be sir (I'm guessing oh, 6'5", 6'6" maybe? Possibly college basketball material at some point?), I believe you'll find Jules is a lot taller when he stands on his wallet, and that's about the only measure of a man that is worth anything these days, especially in this industry. 
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#231596 - 03/28/07 05:25 PM
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pimpleclit likes to come off as "the man with the plan" .
Unfortunately his "plan" involves shoving his face up the ass of every male poster here..
thats +2 for the LouCrew for those of you keeping score at home..lol
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#231597 - 03/28/07 05:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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Unfortunately his "plan" involves shoving his face up the ass of every male poster here..
What? SnooZer, time to put the meth pipe down you're losing touch with reality. You're the one giving out more "attaboys" to every reg than blowjobs at your local YMCA. And that's a lot.
as usual LouZer zero and everyone else more. Loufaglame.
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#231599 - 03/28/07 05:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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faglame
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#231600 - 03/28/07 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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faglame is an awesome word in the mold of aidsrape and shitbitch. may i appropriate it in the future?
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#231601 - 03/28/07 06:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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faglame is an awesome word in the mold of aidsrape and shitbitch. may i appropriate it in the future?
Absolutely, go ahead. As long as you always remember its roots lie in the utter failure of LouCypher as a person and a poster.
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