I object to my good name being dragged through the muck of XPT. I'm no schizophranic Twink with delusions of grandeur. I'm a Dwarf. A Fucking Dwarf. Get it? My Wife is a Dwarf, My Kids are Dwarves, and their kids will probably be Dwarves. And we like it that way. Now if some delusional fairy with a Napoleonic complex cant work off his rage with self-loathing and pushups, that's his problem. But he shouldn't go messing around with my man Jules. Jules is solid, and he'll kick the ass of anybody on this fucking board.

Mother of fucking God. Worst thing I ever did was get Drunk with Clooney one night and show up soused on the View. And now I've gotta eat This shit? Jesus.