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Imagine what gay English Soccer players have to deal with if they mingle toes and testicles after matches. Egad.... "To Pee or Not....."



No need to worry Da Burg, the last big gay English soccer player scandal involved rumours of them inserting mobile phones up each other's arses, setting them to vibrate and texting each other to set them off, so you can safely assume that they've gone a little beyond footjobs.

Fortunately, the chief suspect in that scandal no longer plays for my beloved Arsenal FC.