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Haley is awesome, did a handjob scene with her about a month ago. She does GREAT scenes.




Is she right or left handed? It's crucial that I know, I have a fetish for Left handed handjobs....

I remember she did "10 little piggies" with Brandon Irons. I had dinner with her that night after she shot the scene, and she was terribly Flummoxed. Brandon Called just as our Quesadillas were served, he was furious: Apparently he had contracted a case of Athlete's Penis and demanded Hailey inspect her feet right then and there in the restaurant to see if she had any noticeable fungus around her toes. It was all for nothing, turns out he got it from Hillary who had been secretly footbanging a Local High school basketball team in revenge for Brandon's "FIFTY to ONE" teenage prostitute binge....Hillary calculated if she did footjobs on 5 young, hung brothers multiplied by their ten toes she was at least symbolically getting her revenge. This is epic like Shakespeare folks....



bizarre post. not one aspect of that paragraph would you ever reasonably expect to hear in the course of a conversation. db, since the sitcom idea fell through, contact neil strauss and at least get a book published.




mmm, well I heard someone laughing in appreciation of that latest effusion from my brain eddie, although it could have been Brandon as he tries to hold still while Dr Mitchell Sprays "tough actin' tinactin" on his dick o' disease while she tries to figure out if there needs to be a Industry-wide bulletin about this relatively overlooked hazard of footjobs. Imagine what gay English Soccer players have to deal with if they mingle toes and testicles after matches. Egad.... "To Pee or Not....."
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