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I agree. At first, when I saw it was SF, I thought it was going to be Burg. But then I thought, Naahh, there's no way he'd spend $4,000 and not get his money's worth.




I saw this whole episode unfold too! I am a member of that yahoo group but I only read the Hillarious accounts of others, I dont post because I dont PAY the ridiculous rates porn stars charge (why would you? so you can EMULATE what you just saw the chick do on screen with a thoroughly trained porn animal like Manuel Ferrara or cave demon Erik Everhard? You are NOT going to pull it off like they did on screen.....its stupid to fork out that much money and I have explained why before.)

Nothing against a chick like Melissa, more power to her if she is able to get men to pay what she wants. And I do think she is hott, and intelligent to boot. There is only ONE porn chick I have ever met whom I would even entertain paying close to Porn star rates, but would still try and negotiate down to something reasonable since whatever sex (if any) was had during the date, it would be VERY simple and easy on her. Not telling who I'm talking about here even though I have said her name in the past. Plus I am still on her shitlist so it is all pointless unitl the day she decides to magnanimously remove me from her shitlist and "love" me again.

But I can essentially have a totally hott, I mean TOTALLY HOTT, escort for an entire night for 4000 bucks, one the caliber of an NFL Cheerleader, a woman who does not carry the baggage or attitude of a porn star, slightly less jaded and, since I already know her from PAST encounters, know what she likes and she knows what I like. Besides, when I saw that Melissa was coming to San Fran ONLY for a short 2 days, there was NO WAY I was going to try and beat the weird-ass "Hobbiests" to her so as not to wind up having sloppy seconds (or thirds, or fifths or ninths.....what the hell???)
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