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#231306 - 03/26/07 11:54 AM
See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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She's moving back to Paris. 
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Monday, March 26, 2007
update...on shooting, and moving back home
Current mood: relieved
Hi Everybody,
I just came back from dinner at a nice steakhouse where i was with Sandra Romain and her husband, celebrating her birthday (it s tomorrow, march 26th, but i m leaving tomorrow so we did it tonight).
It was great to spend some time with her, i didnt see her as much as i would have wanted lately, we both have been very busy.
Also i am getting ready to move back to Europe (Paris). It s only temporary (probably 2 years, 3 at the max). I have a very good work opportunity over there.
I cannot talk about the details yet, but you ll know all about it in a couple of weeks. I m looking forward to being with my family, my friends, people who matter to me. It will probably be a cultural shock after living in LA for 3 years...but i need that bowl of fresh air. Good food (although i am used to american breakfast and will not trade it for croissants  , tons of museums for me to go around when i m bored, etc...
I m tired of the LA drama...too many people concerned only about getting the brand new Escalade, the most expensive purses, etc...i need to return to reality. la-la land is nice..but i cannot stay here forever.
I will still come back here once in a while to shoot for my www.hellfiresex.com site, and my movies for Diabolic.
I now have to go back to packing...take care
Melissa
I'm adding the post, because myspace isn't kind to the whores.
Edited by Bornyo (03/26/07 12:11 PM)
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#231307 - 03/26/07 12:06 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Good luck Mel. I'm sure returning home to Paris will be refreshing.
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#231308 - 03/26/07 12:28 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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bye Mel. And good luck. :gets misty eyed:
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#231309 - 03/26/07 12:53 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Good riddance to gaulic rubbish. lol....I guess it really doesn't matter now if the world knows that Zakk Wylde, not Melissa, really directs Hellfire Sex.
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#231310 - 03/26/07 01:01 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Don't forget to SURRENDER your passport...
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#231311 - 03/26/07 01:46 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Good riddance to gaulic rubbish. lol....I guess it really doesn't matter now if the world knows that Zakk Wylde, not Melissa, really directs Hellfire Sex.
This new Smutmutant needs a vacation or more bong hits. It's so strange.
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#231312 - 03/26/07 02:15 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Good riddance to gaulic rubbish. lol....I guess it really doesn't matter now if the world knows that Zakk Wylde, not Melissa, really directs Hellfire Sex.
Hi Five!! [in Borat accent]
That's one cold broad. That "Cold As Ice" song pops up in my head every time I see her.
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#231313 - 03/26/07 02:26 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 03/21/07
Posts: 17
Loc: Austria
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Melissa to Paris? Excellent!
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#231314 - 03/26/07 02:29 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Also i am getting ready to move back to Europe (Paris). It s only temporary (probably 2 years, 3 at the max). I have a very good work opportunity over there.
Dorcel? Woodman? C'mon, Mel, spill les haricot! 
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#231315 - 03/26/07 06:14 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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She will miss us when she sees how many Saracen are over there. Other than that I wish her well. She seems like a cool chick.
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#231316 - 03/26/07 06:41 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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i need that bowl of fresh air.
The French consume fresh air by the bowlful? Guess there's not a whole hell of a lot to their self-proclaimed cultural superiority. Oh well, she was a good whore, and will be missed.
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#231317 - 03/26/07 10:25 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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if melissa lauren started a paramilitary group i'd find a way to donate money to her cause. purely cos i reckon she'd look cute in camo pants holding a rifle and quoting che guevara.
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#231318 - 03/26/07 10:31 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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if melissa lauren started a paramilitary group i'd find a way to donate money to her cause. purely cos i reckon she'd look cute in camo pants holding a rifle and quoting che guevara.
She's French dude. That ain't happening.
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#231319 - 03/27/07 01:32 AM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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As long as she doesn't feed the muslims.
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#231321 - 03/27/07 04:39 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Oh, those crazy Frenchies. They make war with their feet and make love with their mouths.
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#231323 - 03/27/07 04:55 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I am a big fan of Mellisa. She is a quality porn whore. One of the best.
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#231324 - 03/27/07 06:51 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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hahahahahah you need to move to Japan! Japan is number 1 most beautiful country. The beautiful Mt Fuji, the beautiful Cherry Blosom. Japan is number 1 hahahahahhaha. Japan actually they work so hard, they're number 1 beautiful country hahahahahahahahhahahaha! they have television, they have car. I like Japanese they're crazy hahahahahaha.
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#231325 - 03/27/07 06:59 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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loop, please post this more frequently. it's the highlight of my day when i come across it.
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#231326 - 03/27/07 09:10 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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WHAT THE FUCK?! I thought she just inked a deal to direct for Anabolic? This is upsetting, the one whore whose directness towards people I truly admired. 
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#231327 - 03/27/07 09:24 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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dude, did it ever occur to you she got deported?
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#231328 - 03/27/07 09:27 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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dude, did it ever occur to you she got deported?
Not in the least, but you pose a good point. Is there a time limit on shit like this?, like the 2-3 years she posted? I thought deportation meant "bye-bye" for good? Ya know, like Del Taco 666.
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#231330 - 03/28/07 10:36 AM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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hahahahahah you need to move to Japan! Japan is number 1 most beautiful country. The beautiful Mt Fuji, the beautiful Cherry Blosom. Japan is number 1 hahahahahhaha. Japan actually they work so hard, they're number 1 beautiful country hahahahahahahahhahahaha! they have television, they have car. I like Japanese they're crazy hahahahahaha.
Is that Kahn(sp?) from "King of the Hill"?
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#231334 - 03/29/07 07:03 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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By the way, I think it's great that you discuss your STDs openly with the guys - much better than hiding it.
She always caught me as one of those whores who looked Rule #1 in the eye & said "fuck you".
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#231336 - 03/29/07 07:40 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
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Naahh. His other posts don't jibe.
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#231337 - 03/29/07 07:50 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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This post makes it unlikely. More like Guapo. Quote:
She looks about 30 and is in great shape. I read all the reviews and was their to test her deep throat on my extra long and fat black dick . Let me tell you I have never been able to fit my whole dick into any hole (pussy ass or mouth) in any girl. Once in the room she droped down to her knees and opened my pants and took out my alredy hard black dick. She tried to deep throat it for 2 or 3 minutes but after gaging, spiting up, and tears she could only get it 75% down (9 or 10 inches). I told her I was to big for her and she took it up as a challenge, she drank some oil and driped some oil on my foot long dick to grease it up. she reached around and grabed my ass and pulled my whole manhood down that throat all the way to my balls. Let me tell you I Face fucked her for 30 minuted with only about half of my dick ever coming out of that throat untill I expolded cumming while all 12 inches of my black dick was down her throat. When I finally pulled my dick out of that throat that was covered with tears, make up and tons of her spit up she smilled and told me to do it again.
It was the first time I have ever been able to fit my whole dick into any hole in any girl.Quote:
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#231340 - 03/29/07 08:17 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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#231341 - 03/29/07 08:22 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
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good luck with everything and congrats.
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#231343 - 03/29/07 08:44 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Now i am done with xxxporntalk,
Please reconsider. You are one of the few XPT whores who isn't insufferable.
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#231344 - 03/29/07 09:01 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
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Now i am done with xxxporntalk,
Please reconsider. You are one of the few XPT whores who isn't insufferable.
Agreed. Even though it's not your mother tougne, your English is much better than most of the Whores around here.
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#231346 - 03/29/07 11:13 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 01/09/06
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This place is full of lady killers.
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#231347 - 03/29/07 11:17 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Well, she's online right now. Maybe she'll read this and reconsider. Please...
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#231348 - 03/29/07 11:36 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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If she's made over 30 posts within the last year, I'd be damned surprised. She's practically nonexistent. Sucks that she's splitting, I've always enjoyed her posts, but this isn't exactly a detrimental blow to the board.
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#231351 - 03/30/07 10:32 AM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/17/07
Posts: 30
Loc: Manalapan, New Jersey
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As for Directing: I don't think Stanley Kubrick pointed the camera too often himself yet nobody questions whether he directed his movies or not.
Hey genius, Kubrick directed ACTING, porn directors direct FUCKING. Holding the camera is 97 percent of the scene. What exactly is the directing part? The 3 minute intro before the fucking? Or is it when you tell them to change positions?
As a Director, I couldn't agree more.
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#231353 - 03/30/07 02:29 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Damn, I missed most of this shit. I just thought it was going to be another farewell thread, and then the STDs and hooking turn up. I didn't see Melissa address that area in her replies.
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#231354 - 03/30/07 04:50 PM
Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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WHAT THE FUCK?! I thought she just inked a deal to direct for Anabolic? This is upsetting, the one whore whose directness towards people I truly admired.
First of all, it s not Anabolic, it s Diabolic. last time i checked, they were 2 separate companies
And my myspace ppost says "i ll still be coming back once in a while to shoot my movies".
Now i am done with xxxporntalk, had a nice time but some of you jerks have way too much time to spend behind your computer talking shit about stuff and people you supposedly "dont care about".
I dont care about what you all say...so to the fans, thanks for everything...to the others, go fuck yourselves. cause i bet you cant even get a whore to fuck you for money
This post was disconcerting to me...I am one who thinks mel is hott and wayyyyyy above average in intelligence for most porn whores. On a simple user level, her presence will be missed...
But the above post is a little too vitriolic and mean spirited to simply brush off. I am sick of these pointless diatribes that lament "The losers and the time they spend posting on XPT talking shit they dont know...", and I am sick of hearing about how porn whores "Dont care what gets posted here or what is said".....
It doesnt take much for a "loser" to make it seem like they spend a lot of time here or post a lot....a glib, semi-skilled typist can bang out a shitload of posts/text in a short time. And this being porn, it stands to reason most of this shit talked about and posted here is going to be 98% bullshit anyway. And once and for all, The PORN WHORES DO CARE WHAT GETS SAID HERE....I know it and you know it....It is a politcal, popularity driven business, pornography. What people (the fans, the ones who shell out the bucks to buy this crap) are saying is important. And ESPECIALLY if you are doing what Melissa is doing (along with most porn whores these days...) in terms of escorting, the opinions and words of others obviously have a DIRECT impact on your business, which is why those ridiculous websites devoted to escort reviews receive the traffic and input that they do.
So lets dispense with both the "Losers spending too much time here" bitch fests and the "I dont care what everyone says or thinks here..." rants: Obviously you do care, and obviously you are also one of these losers because you are posting, and you recognize the symptoms of the disease as the ones you have. In short...just focus on posting good shit here and having fun, as much or as little as you want/need.
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