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#231356 - 04/05/07 02:52 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Here's some shit some of you might find amusing.



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#231357 - 04/05/07 02:54 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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The guy responds.



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#231358 - 04/05/07 02:56 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Melissa gets pissed.



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#231359 - 04/05/07 02:58 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Finally the problem is solved.



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#231360 - 04/05/07 03:05 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Melissa Lauren is a sexy chick and she does not discriminate in her sexual performances either. I wish her well.

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#231361 - 04/05/07 03:23 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Melly is a good whore. She clearly treats her clients with some respect, deals openly with her STDs (see higher up in this thread), and apologizes, admitting she made a mistake.

If only all other porn actresses conducted their escorting business as well and as openly and above-board as she does, the world would be a better place.

Besides, I'm sure she does so well with the escorting she could probably even retire from taking the cock on camera - but that will never happen.


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#231362 - 04/05/07 03:50 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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I am sick of these pointless diatribes that lament "The losers and the time they spend posting on XPT talking shit they dont know...",




Burg, the vast majority of porn chicks need constant validation. Fact is, civilian chicks think you're weird if you pay them the same amount of attention some porn girls virtually demand.

Porn girls are far more insecure than normal women, which is another interesting dichotomy in itself. They become used to being fawned over, because sometimes that's the only way to get the shoot out of them. So they become used to it.

XPT does a pretty good job of treating everyone equally by not hiding the fact that, hey, we're basically all scum.

Some girls adapt and adjust, like the Rose sisters, Ceara and others (where is Michelle anyway?). Some girls don't. They're used to the fanboi mentality of AZT (sic), so they give it a try here, but ultimately it separates the girls with brains and grounding from the airheads.
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#231363 - 04/05/07 04:01 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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If she's made over 30 posts within the last year, I'd be damned surprised. She's practically nonexistent.



I'm guessing that was because of Smelly Monkey.

As for Directing: I don't think Stanley Kubrick pointed the camera too often himself yet nobody questions whether he directed his movies or not.

It would be great if she posted more. But she's moving back near family, friends and home, and isn't likely to have a lot of time for porn boards between catching with people, visiting French restaurants after a few years of the American McDonald's culture, etc.




Hey genius, Kubrick directed ACTING, porn directors direct FUCKING. Holding the camera is 97 percent of the scene. What exactly is the directing part? The 3 minute intro before the fucking? Or is it when you tell them to change positions?





All zack does is lighting and shooting camera. i'm not one of those girls who sit in another room while their movie is being shot, sorry.




... that's all he does? just sitting in the same room instead of the other room while the movie is being shot doesn't make you a director.

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#231364 - 04/05/07 05:23 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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I think Mel dodged a bullet. This guy calls himself "Brian-chan"

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#231365 - 04/05/07 05:49 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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I agree. At first, when I saw it was SF, I thought it was going to be Burg. But then I thought, Naahh, there's no way he'd spend $4,000 and not get his money's worth.
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#231366 - 04/06/07 12:34 AM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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I agree. At first, when I saw it was SF, I thought it was going to be Burg. But then I thought, Naahh, there's no way he'd spend $4,000 and not get his money's worth.





I saw this whole episode unfold too! I am a member of that yahoo group but I only read the Hillarious accounts of others, I dont post because I dont PAY the ridiculous rates porn stars charge (why would you? so you can EMULATE what you just saw the chick do on screen with a thoroughly trained porn animal like Manuel Ferrara or cave demon Erik Everhard? You are NOT going to pull it off like they did on screen.....its stupid to fork out that much money and I have explained why before.)

Nothing against a chick like Melissa, more power to her if she is able to get men to pay what she wants. And I do think she is hott, and intelligent to boot. There is only ONE porn chick I have ever met whom I would even entertain paying close to Porn star rates, but would still try and negotiate down to something reasonable since whatever sex (if any) was had during the date, it would be VERY simple and easy on her. Not telling who I'm talking about here even though I have said her name in the past. Plus I am still on her shitlist so it is all pointless unitl the day she decides to magnanimously remove me from her shitlist and "love" me again.

But I can essentially have a totally hott, I mean TOTALLY HOTT, escort for an entire night for 4000 bucks, one the caliber of an NFL Cheerleader, a woman who does not carry the baggage or attitude of a porn star, slightly less jaded and, since I already know her from PAST encounters, know what she likes and she knows what I like. Besides, when I saw that Melissa was coming to San Fran ONLY for a short 2 days, there was NO WAY I was going to try and beat the weird-ass "Hobbiests" to her so as not to wind up having sloppy seconds (or thirds, or fifths or ninths.....what the hell???)
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#231367 - 04/06/07 09:35 AM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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This place is full of lady killers.




No, they are all at ADT.
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#231368 - 04/06/07 09:56 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Finally the problem is solved.






CLASS ACT. I almost cried, I never thought I'd see a whore admit she was wrong. I'm still in mourning however, I wanted to get drunk with her & shoot photos of the Pacific sunset on Santa Monica Pier (wait, is that possible?).

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Besides, I'm sure she does so well with the escorting she could probably even retire from taking the cock on camera - but that will never happen.




Grizz, bro, I done thought that already happened.
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#231369 - 04/07/07 03:54 AM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Besides, I'm sure she does so well with the escorting she could probably even retire from taking the cock on camera - but that will never happen.




Grizz, bro, I done thought that already happened.




FLoP #36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”
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#231370 - 04/07/07 12:27 PM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Besides, I'm sure she does so well with the escorting she could probably even retire from taking the cock on camera - but that will never happen.




Grizz, bro, I done thought that already happened.




FLoP #36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”




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#231371 - 06/17/07 09:43 AM Re: See you later Melissa Lauren
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Also i am getting ready to move back to Europe (Paris). It s only temporary (probably 2 years, 3 at the max). I have a very good work opportunity over there.






Dorcel? Woodman? C'mon, Mel, spill les haricot!



Dan was very close. She's now a Dorcel contract whore.

Marc Dorcel = the Steve Orenstein of French porn.

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