and the whole way you described your present life was similar to the way someone describes new love to some sorry also-ran wanna-be while trying not to gloat or hurt their fragile (handicapped?)state.
plus "the letttuce in my vegetable garden is exploding, which makes me happy."...When one spells lettuce with 3 t's it commonly means they are referring to the labia while "vegetable garden" is hippie slang for vagina.
Love in the Spring is wonderful and will certainly intoxicate you far more than alchohol ever could.
I am happy for Holly....and since I cant hardly "walk" how could I possibly be an also "ran"??? Holly knows my love for her is symbollic, I know I could never hope to "fertilize her garden" .... but I dont think she minds me babbling like a addled overeducated undersexed fan cuz it (1) amuses her and (2) gets her some free publicity and exposure.
Then again.....Holly if for some reason this dude doesnt work out or ends up disappointing you, will you at least allow me to take you to theatre and buy you tea and a prune danish after the show? If you find my company tolerable, we can then discuss a second date where I will bring a powerpoint demonstration showing just how exactly someone "handicapped" like me might, in fact, successfully fertilize your garden. Again, I guarantee you will at least DEFINITELY be amused, if not turned on!
I am happy for Holly....and since I cant hardly "walk" how could I possibly be an also "ran"??? Holly knows my love for her is symbollic, I know I could never hope to "fertilize her garden" .... but I dont think she minds me babbling like a addled overeducated undersexed fan cuz it (1) amuses her and (2) gets her some free publicity and exposure.
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