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#231235 - 03/25/07 12:00 PM Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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She seemed to evaporate....I was worried, especially with the recent nightvision videos coming out of Luke's new toy. I fear we will see a nightvision production of Holly tied up rolling around the dirty floor while Luke brandishes a branding IRON glowing red poised to impress the following image on Holly's nice, erotically plump pooper:



Holly you must check in regularly, those of us that love you worry that you are at risk in a dangerous world.
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#231236 - 03/25/07 12:29 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Well I guess I just assumed you were in the loop Burg but I guess not .

Holly's doing just fine.

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#231237 - 03/25/07 06:13 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Oh, I'm around... I'm keeping really busy with work, and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately, but I'm still sober, which in my book means I'm doing fine. I just joined a really nice gym today, so I'm looking forward to getting back into shape (which begs the question if I ever WAS in shape), and the letttuce in my vegetable garden is exploding, which makes me happy. I was actually going to take a gardening class at UCLA extention next month, but it conflicts with my current schedule so it looks like I'll have to wait until next term.

Thanks for thinking of me Burg-- your concern makes me feel all warm and gushy inside.
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#231238 - 03/25/07 07:04 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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She seemed to evaporate....I was worried, especially with the recent nightvision videos coming out of Luke's new toy. I fear we will see a nightvision production of Holly tied up rolling around the dirty floor while Luke brandishes a branding IRON glowing red poised to impress the following image on Holly's nice, erotically plump pooper:



Holly you must check in regularly, those of us that love you worry that you are at risk in a dangerous world.




"In here is where I keep the dead bodies." ~ Luke

Was anyone surprised?
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#231239 - 03/25/07 07:49 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
From LIB:

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The primary reason I made this post on this tawdry website was that I hoped Holly Randall would read it, feel sorry for me, and stop hating me.

It worked.




Please say it ain't so ...

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#231240 - 03/25/07 08:04 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Hyde, stop pissing over every Goddamned thread you come across. This one's for Holly, so take it somewhere else.

Holly, it's good to see that you're doing well. The Topsy-Turvey feeling will start to go away once you hit the magic 90 Days, and slowly dissapate over the next year. Even though I only quit drinking for medical reasons unrelated to Alcoholism, I still did the Re-Hab and took other steps like you. And it was hard, but it needed to be done. You're doing great. Keep it up, and keep busy. That helps a lot.
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#231241 - 03/25/07 09:12 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Don't forget the beans.



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#231242 - 03/26/07 08:22 AM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Don't forget the beans.



And the Hoyas sweatshirt...

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#231243 - 03/26/07 12:18 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
gia jordan Offline
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And the lettuce in my vegetable garden is exploding




Holly, that's some pretty visually symbolic stuff. Did you write that on purpose? Anyone else right now?
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#231244 - 03/26/07 12:56 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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This thread has neatly segued from Sal to vegetables. What are the odds?
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#231245 - 03/27/07 09:15 AM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Oh, I'm around... I'm keeping really busy with work, and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately, but I'm still sober, which in my book means I'm doing fine.






Are you going to XRCO and if so I am going to buy you a drink.
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#231246 - 03/27/07 01:44 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Oh, I'm around... I'm keeping really busy with work, and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately, but I'm still sober, which in my book means I'm doing fine.






Are you going to XRCO and if so I am going to buy you a drink.




Sure, you can buy me a sparkling water with extra lemon wedges.

When is XRCO? I don't think I was invited...
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#231247 - 03/27/07 02:09 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 12/06/04
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Sure, you can buy me a sparkling water with extra lemon wedges.

When is XRCO? I don't think I was invited...




April 5 at Cinespace. April Storm is the gatekeeper. Tell her you're with me...

And you should drink something a little stronger than sparkling water. I recommend Diet Coke.

It works for me.

--t
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#231248 - 03/28/07 11:46 AM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I think I'm going to sit this one out... I'll come out of hiding next time.
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#231249 - 03/28/07 08:11 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Posts: 3440
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and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately,




sweet Holly is in love. He better treat you right girl!

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#231250 - 03/28/07 11:39 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
As long as you don't forgive Luke for his bullshit ...

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#231251 - 03/29/07 12:24 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

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and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately,




sweet Holly is in love. He better treat you right girl!






LOL... how do you know about this?
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#231252 - 03/29/07 01:46 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately,




sweet Holly is in love. He better treat you right girl!






LOL... how do you know about this?




"turned a bit upside-down lately" is chick code for a new boy-toy.
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#231253 - 03/29/07 03:10 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Or a standing 69. Or, frequently, both.
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#231254 - 03/30/07 07:56 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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sweet Holly is in love. He better treat you right girl!




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LOL... how do you know about this?






You are glowing!

and the whole way you described your present life was similar to the way someone describes new love to some sorry also-ran wanna-be while trying not to gloat or hurt their fragile (handicapped?)state.

plus "the letttuce in my vegetable garden is exploding, which makes me happy."...When one spells lettuce with 3 t's it commonly means they are referring to the labia while "vegetable garden" is hippie slang for vagina.


Love in the Spring is wonderful and will certainly intoxicate you far more than alchohol ever could.

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#231255 - 03/30/07 10:40 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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and my personal life has turned a bit upside-down lately,


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sweet Holly is in love. He better treat you right girl!




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LOL... how do you know about this?






You are glowing!

and the whole way you described your present life was similar to the way someone describes new love to some sorry also-ran wanna-be while trying not to gloat or hurt their fragile (handicapped?)state.

plus "the letttuce in my vegetable garden is exploding, which makes me happy."...When one spells lettuce with 3 t's it commonly means they are referring to the labia while "vegetable garden" is hippie slang for vagina.


Love in the Spring is wonderful and will certainly intoxicate you far more than alchohol ever could.






I am happy for Holly....and since I cant hardly "walk" how could I possibly be an also "ran"??? Holly knows my love for her is symbollic, I know I could never hope to "fertilize her garden" .... but I dont think she minds me babbling like a addled overeducated undersexed fan cuz it (1) amuses her and (2) gets her some free publicity and exposure.

Then again.....Holly if for some reason this dude doesnt work out or ends up disappointing you, will you at least allow me to take you to theatre and buy you tea and a prune danish after the show? If you find my company tolerable, we can then discuss a second date where I will bring a powerpoint demonstration showing just how exactly someone "handicapped" like me might, in fact, successfully fertilize your garden. Again, I guarantee you will at least DEFINITELY be amused, if not turned on!
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#231256 - 03/30/07 10:43 PM Re: Wherefore art Holly Randall?
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so glad you got that baby ...
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