the highlights - an abbreviated version for those short on attention

1. I SMUGGLED INTO JAIL 40 THC PILLS (2 A DAY KEPT THE CRANKY AWAY), ALSO 20 BARS OF XANAX ( A BAR A NIGHT KEPT ME SLEEPING THREW THE NIGHT)!!!!

2. I TOLD THEM I WAS A GREAT COOK SO I COOKED ALL MEALS FOR THE PIGS!!! THEY LOVED MY SPIT EVERY MEAL!!! LOL

3. I WAS LIKE THE ONLY GIRL THATS SHAVED IN THAT JOINT.

4. THE BLACK GIRLS CANT HAVE THERE FAKE HAIR, PLUS NO STRAIGHTENERS SO THE ALL LOOK LIKE APES

5. YOU DONT ACTUALLY REALIZE HOW SPOILED YOU ARE UNTIL YOU DO A LITTLE TIME! I COULDNT PUT ANY TIFFANY'S JEWLERY ON, NO CHANEL, NO VERSACE, NO LV BAGS

6.ONE BIG THING I LEFT OUT! NO DRIVING AND THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO DO! SMOKIN A FATTY, CRUISE DOWN PCH,TOP DOWN IN THE 650 W/ 2 PIT BULLS IN THE BACK