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here's one of my faves, just remember to tip her babysitter....


INGREDIENTS
* 2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast from hillary's vagina.
* 1 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 3 tablespoons white sugar
* 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
* 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 3 cups bread flour


DIRECTIONS

1. Place water, sugar, salt, oil, bread flour and yeast into pan of bread machine.
2. Bake on White Bread setting . Cool on wire racks before slicing.



VARIATION: for Rye Bread, toss in 1 cup of sasha grey's anal warts.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful