Don't spoil the ending of The Bible for me. Jehova just sent me a signed copy and I want to read it all the way through. Tell you what, though, if you want a really good laugh, get shitfaced and read Leviticus. It's very, very, very exacting. I must have forgotten (i.e. too many drugs over the years) just how exacting. Seriously.

But don't spoil the ending. That fucking Mel Gibson left me a voicemail about it and I deleted it right away.