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#230860 - 03/27/07 04:54 PM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Have2 is clearly not married. He pays for his girlfriends by the hour and spends the rest of his time jacking off in filthy adult bookstore booths.
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#230861 - 03/27/07 05:16 PM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Had to get More...
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#230862 - 03/27/07 05:44 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Gia Jordan
Quote:

Oh that boyfriend. That was years ago. I forgot about him. Sorry, Lou. My bad. You still suck.




Never...ever..apologize to me.. no matter the level of 0wnage..lol. It's a sign of weakness and I expect better out of you.

You just keep your hot ass visible around here,and the hate warm and tasty.. atta girl
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#230863 - 03/27/07 06:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.
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#230864 - 03/27/07 07:46 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Lou Lou...whatcha gonna do?

Now that Gia's kicked the fucking shit outta you.

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#230865 - 03/27/07 07:50 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
is that hillary's son? pity brian pumper's such an absent dad.
Quote:

Lou Lou...whatcha gonna do?

Now that Gia's kicked the fucking shit outta you.




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#230866 - 03/27/07 09:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#230867 - 03/27/07 09:35 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

is that hillary's son? pity brian pumper's such an absent dad.



I guess Hill grew up on the South Side.

Speaking of black men, I demand Bishop's reappearance in the Cage. God Damnit, NOW!

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#230868 - 03/27/07 10:55 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
I think have2 and lou would make beautiful children together. Elitist leet speaking douchebags with unquenchable anger.

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#230869 - 03/28/07 03:58 AM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Have2 is clearly not married. He pays for his girlfriends by the hour and spends the rest of his time jacking off in filthy adult bookstore booths.




Not entirely true, I can afford to pay for an entire week at a time, there are no adult bookstores where I live, and when I want a wife I'll buy one of them too.

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#230870 - 03/28/07 04:00 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig

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#230871 - 03/28/07 07:53 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig




Now listen mongloid.. prop your Rocky Dennis lookin
gourd up with both hands and read carefully.

The sig is mine you stunted gimp. lol

- fucken deal.
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#230872 - 03/28/07 04:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig




Now listen mongloid.. prop your Rocky Dennis lookin
gourd up with both hands and read carefully.

The sig is mine you stunted gimp. lol

- fucken deal.





Lou your ass needs a mortgage restriction, because it is owned by way too many people. Make me take my sig off you little bitch. Oh wait I forgot you're a fag, never mind boi toi.

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#230873 - 03/28/07 04:11 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
You're going to faglame me then drop a line like "boi toi" Gourdy the Twink? lol

Consider that the spike in the "FORECLOSED" sign hangin
off your massive cranium. For once the sticky warm liquid
drippin in your eyes won't be man seed.
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#230874 - 03/28/07 04:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

faglame




Never has one word so succinctly described a person as this. Good job tagging yourself assface.

LouZer = faglame
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#230875 - 03/28/07 04:38 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

You're going to faglame me then drop a line like "boi toi" Gourdy the Twink? lol

Consider that the spike in the "FORECLOSED" sign hangin
off your massive cranium. For once the sticky warm liquid
drippin in your eyes won't be man seed.




It's not a flame when it's true Lou.

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#230876 - 03/28/07 05:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Then consider my last post "not a flame" ya self admitted
loser that has to buy his fucken... lol

Whats with you? Are you so lacking in looks AND personality that adult DVD's had to become your fallback?

Hey Gourdo..remember last week when you were the resident tough guy??

What happened lil man? lol

I know thats alot of questions for your small mind.. pm your braintrust. I'm sure the 3 of you will somehow come up with a plan to flail your collective spaghetti arms at my chest and not come off as 0wnt cunts.. lol
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#230877 - 03/29/07 12:03 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
You know the feeling you get when your hear a bird fly into a window somewhere on your house? I just got that feeling reading this thread.

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#230878 - 03/29/07 04:10 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I think you better count that score again, champ.This time take that cock out of your mouth so you can see the screen a little better.

Remember last week when you were a l33t speaking fagot? Guess what, nothing has changed.

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#230879 - 04/02/07 05:08 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
floofin
Quote:

You know the feeling you get when your hear a bird fly into a window somewhere on your house? I just got that feeling reading this thread.




Bullshit bitch-tits.. in order to grasp the total beatdown your "crew" has taken at my hands you'd have to shove a road cone up your ass to evoke a sensory recall to adequately "feel" the love I've bestowed upon you and your "boyz"


hand 2 cunt
Quote:

I think you better count that score again, champ.




I think you should learn to count mushmouth...Dont base this thread on what "others" had to say.. You called me out...You took a fucken beating..lol

Quote:

This time take that cock out of your mouth so you can see the screen a little better.




And you call me "delusional" lmao.. I call "braintrust" and you wait till Floofin posts to chime out..lol

I'll do you and your "boyz" a favor and educate you...
Pay attention..
Heres where you failed..

Hand 2 Cunt
- Fire, please die of it you l33t speaking maggot.
- Go gargle with Drano you pathetic little cunt of a man.
- go get your face gets ripped off by a rabid pit bull, you maggoty ass fagot.

All these posts scream of "Daddy ,make the bad man stop hurting me" lol You desperately hoping that I would stop kicking the shit out of you is your complete 0wnage.. Fucken Deal Cunts..lol

Quote:

Remember last week when you were a l33t speaking fagot? Guess what, nothing has changed.




One more time you reading deficient sped.. I hunt with decoys..l33t speak brings em in every time. You're the fucken slip shod sack sucken simple simon that fell for it..lol

Consider yourself gutshot... show me your fallopian tubes..lol
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#230880 - 04/03/07 02:15 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Pay attention, here is where you failed: at birth. The only things you hunt for are glory holes. Which is pretty cool, because at least I know you'll be dieing of AIDS soon.

Anyway you must be talking about the fallopian tubes I just ripped from your abdomen. Here (holds out bloody hand).

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#230881 - 04/06/07 07:59 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Pay attention, here is where you failed: at birth. The only things you hunt for are glory holes. Which is pretty cool, because at least I know you'll be dieing of AIDS soon.

Anyway you must be talking about the fallopian tubes I just ripped from your abdomen. Here (holds out bloody hand).




JAYSUS DickRot...
Never...fucken..ever..have I seen such a complete and total
waste of bandwidth..I have to admit,I am truely offended.
Well played sir. lol

Your complete and total retardation has finally paid off. You're like a theoretical anomaly of extreme genetic de-evolution come to life. Consider your posts the exact same reason the bearded lady isnt run out of town or burnt at the stake..lol

atta bitch.
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#230882 - 04/07/07 04:29 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bearded lady? Can't you just leave your dates out of this for once? And the only thing that offends me, about you, is the smell currently emanating from your cunt. You’re about as entertaining to read as the bible.

Atta fagot

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#230883 - 04/07/07 02:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Bearded lady? Can't you just leave your dates out of this for once? And the only thing that offends me, about you, is the smell currently emanating from your cunt. You’re about as entertaining to read as the bible.

Atta fagot




The Bible is a bestseller ya simple numb cock...
The fuck...seriously..you mind sharing your thought process with the rest of the board when it comes to posting in this thread. Apparently you enjoy me shoving your head into your custard frosted mudhole..lol

Stick to your delusional incest rants like everyone expects you to.
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#230884 - 04/07/07 03:50 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Don't spoil the ending of The Bible for me. Jehova just sent me a signed copy and I want to read it all the way through. Tell you what, though, if you want a really good laugh, get shitfaced and read Leviticus. It's very, very, very exacting. I must have forgotten (i.e. too many drugs over the years) just how exacting. Seriously.

But don't spoil the ending. That fucking Mel Gibson left me a voicemail about it and I deleted it right away.
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#230885 - 04/07/07 03:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Rectum...??? perty near killed em.

Jesus was Broly - y0



so the story goes.



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#230886 - 04/07/07 03:57 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Dont worry. [spoiler]the ending just sets up the sequel, nothing is really resolved[/spoiler]
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#230887 - 04/07/07 05:28 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bestseller? Ahhh sort of like your ass in the slammer. This is no longer just a thread, it is the Lou Cypher owners manual. You better read and recognize you cum swilling fuck pig.

PS you can stop sending your love PM's I just delete them on site anyway.

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#230888 - 04/07/07 05:37 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
LouCypher is one word you ignorant twat.
Once again your reading comprehension fails you imbecile. Its a good thing you have your jailhouse fantasies to fall back on or this thread wouldn't have gone beyond one page.

Worship me h2c..lol
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#230889 - 04/07/07 10:09 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sorry Lou, my religion won’t allow me to worship a phallus, especially such a small one.

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#230890 - 04/11/07 04:49 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Sorry Lou




ya.. ever since you made the mistake of calling me out..
Well said Bobo The Internet Clown Shoes Dolt of '07.

h2c
Quote:

my religion won’t allow me to worship a phallus, especially such a small one.




I call "jailhouse fantasies" and h2c wastes no time tattling on himself...

Well done subconsciously admitting I'm the big gun ya lactating bitch boy. lol Is it my Ava that compells you
to "out" yourself? You've already displayed a penchant for paedo acts (baby g ) and admitted you had to pay for your love CLICK . Apparently you favor young black kids in a position of power over you..lmao

Watch the bitch avoid and deflect below.




Edited by LouCypher (04/11/07 05:46 PM)
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#230891 - 04/12/07 03:27 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You still not tired of me shining my boots with your face? Why don't you tell us about your fantasies then, I'm sure it involves painting yourself green and paying some dude to treat you like a Kermit the Frog puppet.

Quote:

Watch the bitch avoid and deflect below




Watch Lou use this every time his ass is handed to him (holds out hand, again).

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#230892 - 04/12/07 05:55 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
this has developed into the slowest flamewar ever, one post a week seemingly.

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#230893 - 04/12/07 06:24 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

this has developed into the slowest flamewar ever, one post a week seemingly.




In that case, it should be locked.
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#230894 - 04/12/07 06:34 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Has anything ever been locked in the Cage? Seriously. Maybe one of S****TT's posts, or Sammura's? I don't know.

I think the problem with this one is that H2C is (still?) in Japan, so that could be hampering things.
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#230895 - 04/14/07 06:02 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
The fact that I can bitch slap him from half way around the world is such a wonderful thing. He is just posting less and less, most probably because his rectum hurts too much.

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#230896 - 05/04/07 06:24 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
First things first...
Since my bitch H2c is chained down in a Porta-Pottyâ„¢ and his face is being used as a slop sink,I'd like to take the time to say that we are both very busy.
You fucken underlings are here for our entertainment..not yours.

As far as my opponents last post is concerened..

- h2c? Been there,kicked in the door and destroyed his old ladies cervix, got the t-shirt.

Veni Vidi Vicious - LouCypher
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#230897 - 05/08/07 10:32 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Lou you are like a used car, you have been owned so many times before, that I can't even find a bank to re-finance a new owner for your ass. Maybe if I left you in the park some homeless guys wouldn't mind using you as a urinal (as if they didn't already).

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#230898 - 05/08/07 11:03 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Damn, that made me laugh.
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#230899 - 05/08/07 11:05 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
*Yawn* Lou, you are totally here for my amusement lol so dance monkey man, dance....
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