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#230810 - 03/23/07 02:18 PM Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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true story:

Quote:


hey fucker
From: LouCypher
I'd love to continue our little stick fight but Jeff is pissed at me again.. http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=talent&Number=221154&Main=218632#Post221154

I have to shut the fuck up and lay low for a bit.

- Lou





Fire, please die of it you l33t speaking maggot.

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#230811 - 03/23/07 02:37 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Yes...
Well played Jethro..atta bitch and 5 stars.

#1. You're a wormy cunt for posting pms.Thankfully for you and the low hanging clit bitch you call a wife..I dont mind that.(buy that bitch some Monistat..its cool she makes me breakfast while you're outta town and all,but the scabbed up yeast layers I have to peel off are a bit much.)

2.The fuck am I thinking.. Buttsperm here will implode over #1.

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#230812 - 03/23/07 02:49 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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You little bitches need to know your place, sorry about the kick to the curb. Why am I not surprised you eat "scabbed up yeast layers" for breakfast, I know you just swing that way. Oh on a side note only fagots and chicks drive Audi's.

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#230813 - 03/23/07 04:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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h2c
Quote:

You little bitches need to know your place




Back to the mirror bitch-boy..that mushroom shaped bruise on your forehead is a clear indicator of my place.

Quote:

sorry about the kick to the curb.



The fuck you talking about?? Posting the pm,I already said I dont mind that.Quit your fucken crying bitch.

Quote:

Why am I not surprised you eat "scabbed up yeast layers" for breakfast




Jesus BUTTSPERM, if you can't understand anything past 4th grade English, just say so. It's not necessarily a crime to be a fucking brainless cunt. You have no idea what I said because you're an imbecile. I clearly stated that I peeled it off.

-ownt in 2 again h2c. 2 in 2 fucken days.I thought you were supposed to be good at this?

Quote:

I know you just swing that way.




Your perception is fucked..just like your reading skills.

Quote:

Oh on a side note only fagots and chicks drive Audi's.




Yeah.. It was a bit selfish of me to carve the four 0's into your bitches ass but I needed inspiration to drive that pig like she demanded. I could only imagine the feeling of disdain and inadequacy you felt when you discovered said vandalism. Actually...no I cant..lol

Fucken Deal has been.
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#230814 - 03/23/07 04:11 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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sure lu, you own me like you actually own a car let alone an Audi. Take you nauseating l33t ass and go find a nice wigger to settle down with and leave the "owning" to real men. Fagot.

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#230815 - 03/23/07 04:26 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Avoidance and deflection noted..lol

From now on..as far as this board is concerned..when the abbreviation "h2c" is typed.it means Hand 2 Cunt. Exactly how I handled "it". lol

Ohh you got 0wnt..

- Lou
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#230816 - 03/23/07 04:34 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Lou, you are a douchebag. You have become no more than static to be tuned out.

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#230817 - 03/23/07 04:43 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Bornyo
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Lou, you are a douchebag. You have become no more than static to be tuned out.




Take it up with your buddy Bornyo.. He chose to call me out in the Cage. I even pm'd him(refer to the initial post) and gave him the chance to get off the hook. If he were half the flame champ he pretended to be he would have known that I hunt with decoys..l33t speak brings em in every time..lol

Bring on the flood of alt ids and boo hoos.
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#230818 - 03/23/07 04:46 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Goodness, there is much ownership on the board today.
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#230819 - 03/23/07 04:47 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Lu you are a class 1 fagot. The bottom l33t speaker cast out by all the other l33t's with no where else to go. Louser it's time for you to leave here, one way or another. You wanna wear my steel toed boots first, I have absolutely no problem lodging them in your ass repeatedly.

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#230820 - 03/23/07 04:52 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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h2c
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Lu you are a class 1 fagot. The bottom l33t speaker cast out by all the other l33t's with no where else to go. Louser it's time for you to leave here, one way or another. You wanna wear my steel toed boots first, I have absolutely no problem lodging them in your ass repeatedly.




ya... getting up swinging after the stadium emptied wont get you any belts dipshit..

Bornyos tantrum pretty much sealed it for you.. Just sayin.
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#230821 - 03/23/07 04:59 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:


ya... getting up swinging after the stadium emptied wont get you any belts dipshit..

Bornyos tantrum pretty much sealed it for you.. Just sayin.




You're prancing whining little fagot, who just had his ass handed to him, Just sayin.

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#230822 - 03/23/07 05:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Have2 to "Lou"
Quote:

Would get my dry cleaning too, sport? My shoes could use a shine as well. In fact I am once again taking applications for board bitch, and you’ve got a great resume so far.




Now folks, that is ownership. You let your pride blind you, LuridLou, it's a shame.

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#230823 - 03/23/07 07:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Now folks, that is ownership. You let your pride blind you, LuridLou, it's a shame.




Floofin is a good friend..let the cage know that John Floofin stands behind his friends eventhough Bornyo throws in the towel like a good trainer should..lol.

Fyi Floofin..That wasnt his best post.. Allow me to clue you in.. "Now you can do me a favor and suffocate slowly between the fatmans boobs."

Its just another step to my complete 0wnership of this board to point out Hand 2 Cunts best post..

Again maggots..Deal.. lol
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#230824 - 03/23/07 07:14 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Lou, can I fuck you in the throat with a screwdriver? I've got a crisp $5 bill burning a hole in my pocket.

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#230825 - 03/23/07 07:30 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Your friends are your worse enemies..

Floofin and Bornyo are great posters..but they dont have what it takes to stand and deliver in a flame war..and unfortunately for you..thats what did you in..
When you failed to counter any points Bornyo went "bitch" ,panicked and posted up your "obit".

I call it like I see it boys.. I respect this board..I respect the posters that do what they do.. I'm not saying I'm better than any of you but if you want to stand toe to toe and play word games in a common sense manner then maybe theres 2 people that can hang.. Its not H2c..Its not Floofin.. and Bornyo knows it's not him.

Like I've said..Its not about fear boys..its about common sense..

Pick your respect up at the door and we'll forget this ever happened..

-Lou
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#230826 - 03/23/07 07:39 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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common sense manner? fine day indeed when a l33t speakin bitch like you has the nerve to talk about making sense? listen up chump, I’m going to fuck your skull, and make you beg me for more.

Your worst nightmare

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#230827 - 03/23/07 07:52 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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common sense manner? fine day indeed when a l33t speakin bitch like you has the nerve to talk about making sense? listen up chump, I’m going to fuck your skull, and make you beg me for more.

Your worst nightmare




Heh..your wading back into your 0WNERSHIP lil guy..lol

If reading comprehension is a problem.. call in one of your boys..seriously..not only are you embarrassing yourself..but your friends are suffering too..lol

I've already explained the "leet speak"..How much longer do you expect Floofin and Bornyo to stand behind while you act the chump?

Lets clear the slate Hand 2 Cunt.. I'll allow you to sober up..step back to the fourth post...on your time schedule..and pick it up from there.


(what a fucken joke this board is.. - just sayin)

-Lou
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#230828 - 03/23/07 07:59 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Although it has been said by many, many people, in many, many different ways, my favorite was this one by BabyG:

Quote:

No one bottoms like you, LouCypher.




It's like she reached into your soul, Lou, and scraped out the meaning of your life with her fingernails.

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#230829 - 03/23/07 08:03 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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She's good like that..

you however..not so much..

You really want to go out like that Hand 2 Cunt??

Your friends cant say I didnt give you the chance..


^(someone toss this poor fucker in the back seat and bring him home)
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#230830 - 03/23/07 08:05 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Lou, I would like to set your vagina on fire, would you please use a gasoline douche? Thanks.

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#230831 - 03/23/07 08:10 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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I like both of you

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#230832 - 03/23/07 08:12 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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I think you have nice cans.

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#230833 - 03/23/07 08:14 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:



Goodness, there is much ownership on the board today.




Hey Conky, pass the popcorn, this is getting interesting.
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#230834 - 03/23/07 08:16 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Thanks!


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#230835 - 03/23/07 08:18 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Oops, wrong picture.


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#230836 - 03/23/07 08:22 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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both are very hot.



5 out of 5 bananacreams

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#230837 - 03/23/07 08:25 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Lou asked me via PM to contribute some hate in here but I think derailing it like this will piss him off even more

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#230838 - 03/23/07 08:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Half naked pictures are a good derailing technique. Feel free to train wreck as many threads as you like.

Poor Lou begging for help in PM's. It's the beginning of the end.

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#230839 - 03/23/07 08:34 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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i'm going to think of you tonight ms lynch when I'm doing drugs and stuffing a 18 year olds cunt with 4 fingers.

holler at me boo
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#230840 - 03/23/07 08:51 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Lou is boring and sticks Audi symbols on his Kia.
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#230841 - 03/23/07 08:54 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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i'm going to think of you tonight ms lynch when I'm doing drugs and stuffing a 18 year olds cunt with 4 fingers.

holler at me boo




Thanks baby. Y'know you're like a brother to me

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#230842 - 03/24/07 12:10 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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#230843 - 03/24/07 11:05 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:

h2c
Quote:

Lu you are a class 1 fagot. The bottom l33t speaker cast out by all the other l33t's with no where else to go. Louser it's time for you to leave here, one way or another. You wanna wear my steel toed boots first, I have absolutely no problem lodging them in your ass repeatedly.




ya... getting up swinging after the stadium emptied wont get you any belts dipshit..

Bornyos tantrum pretty much sealed it for you.. Just sayin.




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#230844 - 03/24/07 07:55 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Bong Hits For Jesus...

So the Tard Carnival continues..?
lol...

just rolled ( ) in from the Bruins/Rangers game..

FYI..if any of of ding toed (sp?) geeks really want to hit me where it hurts.. out bid me here..http://cgi.ebay.com/J99-Jagermeister-Tap-Machine-Shot-Dispenser_W0QQitemZ280096973497QQcategoryZ11876QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

who or what to address first...

Hand 2 Cunt
Quote:

Half naked pictures are a good derailing technique. Feel free to train wreck as many threads as you like.

Poor Lou begging for help in PM's. It's the beginning of the end.




I requested her hate to be aimed at me Tardling.. lol...

Gia Jordan
Quote:

Lou is boring and sticks Audi symbols on his Kia.




How'd you know H2c's bitch was named Kia?? Good call G-spot..

Btw.. You know I love ya Gia.. but you trying to talk cars is laughable.. I post here for free...in the porn site your ass paid for you say your boyfriend put a "hemmee" in his ford?? The fuck is a hemmee..ohh did ya mean "HEMI"? LOL..

WHERES MY FUCVKNG WALLET????????????????????????


And in unrelated news, the user below me grew his first pubic hair. he swallowed it shortly after.




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#230845 - 03/24/07 08:12 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Lou you own nothing and no one, you are bitch slapped on a regular basis here, and it is just too bad you’re too stupid to realize it.

Go gargle with Drano you pathetic little cunt of a man.

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#230846 - 03/24/07 08:18 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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so basically you've been riding the "refresh" button for a good 24 hrs..lol

ownt again..lol..3 for 3 hand 2 cunt..bahahaaaa

Its great how I call "TARD CARNIVAL" and you waste no time pulling your carney act of chugging a gallon of your mothers menstrual sauce and letting me kick your crimson veneers down your dick whipped windpipe.. lol

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#230847 - 03/24/07 08:25 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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The depth of your pathetic delusions is matched only by your idiocy, go get your face gets ripped off by a rabid pit bull, you maggoty ass fagot.

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#230848 - 03/25/07 08:00 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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The love here is just...(takes a deep whif)...overwhelming. Ahhhhh!
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#230849 - 03/26/07 06:36 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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jack_schitt
Quote:

The love here is just...(takes a deep whif)...overwhelming. Ahhhhh!




Thats not the smell of love jack_. HATE..maybe.

Thats the smell of the burning tire fire caused by the unlubed rape of h2c's old ladys ass by yours truely. I blistered her ass so hard that not only do her lower 3 vertebrae resemble memory foam..h2c's plastic covered couch caught fire during the act and subsequently his dog,his kids,his hand sewn leather dildo collection,and finally his tire insulated trailer. lol


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#230850 - 03/26/07 06:49 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Grizz just kills it... Perfect

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#230851 - 03/26/07 06:51 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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lol

I just pm'd him saying the same thing..lol STG..

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#230852 - 03/27/07 02:02 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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#230853 - 03/27/07 02:46 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:

Bong Hits For Jesus...

Gia Jordan
Quote:

Btw.. You know I love ya Gia.. but you trying to talk cars is laughable.. I post here for free...in the porn site your ass paid for you say your boyfriend put a "hemmee" in his ford?? The fuck is a hemmee..ohh did ya mean "HEMI"? LOL..

WHERES MY FUCVKNG WALLET????????????????????????





Evidently, huffing paint has gotten to you. Wtf are you talking about? My bf doesn't drive a Ford.
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#230854 - 03/27/07 06:27 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Gia Jordan
Quote:


Evidently, huffing paint has gotten to you. Wtf are you talking about? My bf doesn't drive a Ford.




giajordan.com > about Gia > biography >last 2 sentences.

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#230855 - 03/27/07 07:06 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:

Gia Jordan
Quote:


Evidently, huffing paint has gotten to you. Wtf are you talking about? My bf doesn't drive a Ford.




giajordan.com > about Gia > biography >last 2 sentences.






Whores lie
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#230856 - 03/27/07 11:45 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Oh that boyfriend. That was years ago. I forgot about him. Sorry, Lou. My bad. You still suck.
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#230857 - 03/27/07 02:49 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Frankly, I can't see that Have2 held his own in this entire thread. His responses smacked of somewhere between 8th grade and a dull pencil sharpener.
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#230858 - 03/27/07 02:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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I still like Lou. What can I tell you. I got a really cute LouCrew t shirt and enamel badge.

H2C only sent me a Puerto Rican's face with a work boot impression stamped into it. Wasn't even my size, but I appreciate the gesture.
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#230859 - 03/27/07 04:11 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:

jack_schitt
Quote:

The love here is just...(takes a deep whif)...overwhelming. Ahhhhh!




Thats not the smell of love jack_. HATE..maybe.

Thats the smell of the burning tire fire caused by the unlubed rape of h2c's old ladys ass by yours truely. I blistered her ass so hard that not only do her lower 3 vertebrae resemble memory foam..h2c's plastic covered couch caught fire during the act and subsequently his dog,his kids,his hand sewn leather dildo collection,and finally his tire insulated trailer. lol







Is that why you disappeared for days Lou? Listen if you want me to continue to fist your ass here, I am gonna have to charge you for it. Your just a whiny little l33t speaking cunt that's not really worth my time and my time is expensive right now. What is a good rate anyway, what do the dudes you pick up in the park charge you?

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#230860 - 03/27/07 04:54 PM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
Darth Offline
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Have2 is clearly not married. He pays for his girlfriends by the hour and spends the rest of his time jacking off in filthy adult bookstore booths.
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#230861 - 03/27/07 05:16 PM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
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Had to get More...
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#230862 - 03/27/07 05:44 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Gia Jordan
Quote:

Oh that boyfriend. That was years ago. I forgot about him. Sorry, Lou. My bad. You still suck.




Never...ever..apologize to me.. no matter the level of 0wnage..lol. It's a sign of weakness and I expect better out of you.

You just keep your hot ass visible around here,and the hate warm and tasty.. atta girl
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#230863 - 03/27/07 06:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.
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#230864 - 03/27/07 07:46 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
elaborator Offline
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Lou Lou...whatcha gonna do?

Now that Gia's kicked the fucking shit outta you.

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#230865 - 03/27/07 07:50 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
jamesn Offline
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is that hillary's son? pity brian pumper's such an absent dad.
Quote:

Lou Lou...whatcha gonna do?

Now that Gia's kicked the fucking shit outta you.




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#230866 - 03/27/07 09:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
elaborator Offline
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#230867 - 03/27/07 09:35 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

is that hillary's son? pity brian pumper's such an absent dad.



I guess Hill grew up on the South Side.

Speaking of black men, I demand Bishop's reappearance in the Cage. God Damnit, NOW!

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#230868 - 03/27/07 10:55 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
I think have2 and lou would make beautiful children together. Elitist leet speaking douchebags with unquenchable anger.

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#230869 - 03/28/07 03:58 AM Re: Have2 is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Have2 is clearly not married. He pays for his girlfriends by the hour and spends the rest of his time jacking off in filthy adult bookstore booths.




Not entirely true, I can afford to pay for an entire week at a time, there are no adult bookstores where I live, and when I want a wife I'll buy one of them too.

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#230870 - 03/28/07 04:00 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig

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#230871 - 03/28/07 07:53 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Quote:

Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig




Now listen mongloid.. prop your Rocky Dennis lookin
gourd up with both hands and read carefully.

The sig is mine you stunted gimp. lol

- fucken deal.
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#230872 - 03/28/07 04:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Only thing weak around here is your blown out rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.




Thanks to babyG for the new sig




Now listen mongloid.. prop your Rocky Dennis lookin
gourd up with both hands and read carefully.

The sig is mine you stunted gimp. lol

- fucken deal.





Lou your ass needs a mortgage restriction, because it is owned by way too many people. Make me take my sig off you little bitch. Oh wait I forgot you're a fag, never mind boi toi.

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#230873 - 03/28/07 04:11 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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You're going to faglame me then drop a line like "boi toi" Gourdy the Twink? lol

Consider that the spike in the "FORECLOSED" sign hangin
off your massive cranium. For once the sticky warm liquid
drippin in your eyes won't be man seed.
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#230874 - 03/28/07 04:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

faglame




Never has one word so succinctly described a person as this. Good job tagging yourself assface.

LouZer = faglame
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#230875 - 03/28/07 04:38 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

You're going to faglame me then drop a line like "boi toi" Gourdy the Twink? lol

Consider that the spike in the "FORECLOSED" sign hangin
off your massive cranium. For once the sticky warm liquid
drippin in your eyes won't be man seed.




It's not a flame when it's true Lou.

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#230876 - 03/28/07 05:33 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Then consider my last post "not a flame" ya self admitted
loser that has to buy his fucken... lol

Whats with you? Are you so lacking in looks AND personality that adult DVD's had to become your fallback?

Hey Gourdo..remember last week when you were the resident tough guy??

What happened lil man? lol

I know thats alot of questions for your small mind.. pm your braintrust. I'm sure the 3 of you will somehow come up with a plan to flail your collective spaghetti arms at my chest and not come off as 0wnt cunts.. lol
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#230877 - 03/29/07 12:03 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
You know the feeling you get when your hear a bird fly into a window somewhere on your house? I just got that feeling reading this thread.

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#230878 - 03/29/07 04:10 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I think you better count that score again, champ.This time take that cock out of your mouth so you can see the screen a little better.

Remember last week when you were a l33t speaking fagot? Guess what, nothing has changed.

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#230879 - 04/02/07 05:08 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
floofin
Quote:

You know the feeling you get when your hear a bird fly into a window somewhere on your house? I just got that feeling reading this thread.




Bullshit bitch-tits.. in order to grasp the total beatdown your "crew" has taken at my hands you'd have to shove a road cone up your ass to evoke a sensory recall to adequately "feel" the love I've bestowed upon you and your "boyz"


hand 2 cunt
Quote:

I think you better count that score again, champ.




I think you should learn to count mushmouth...Dont base this thread on what "others" had to say.. You called me out...You took a fucken beating..lol

Quote:

This time take that cock out of your mouth so you can see the screen a little better.




And you call me "delusional" lmao.. I call "braintrust" and you wait till Floofin posts to chime out..lol

I'll do you and your "boyz" a favor and educate you...
Pay attention..
Heres where you failed..

Hand 2 Cunt
- Fire, please die of it you l33t speaking maggot.
- Go gargle with Drano you pathetic little cunt of a man.
- go get your face gets ripped off by a rabid pit bull, you maggoty ass fagot.

All these posts scream of "Daddy ,make the bad man stop hurting me" lol You desperately hoping that I would stop kicking the shit out of you is your complete 0wnage.. Fucken Deal Cunts..lol

Quote:

Remember last week when you were a l33t speaking fagot? Guess what, nothing has changed.




One more time you reading deficient sped.. I hunt with decoys..l33t speak brings em in every time. You're the fucken slip shod sack sucken simple simon that fell for it..lol

Consider yourself gutshot... show me your fallopian tubes..lol
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#230880 - 04/03/07 02:15 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Pay attention, here is where you failed: at birth. The only things you hunt for are glory holes. Which is pretty cool, because at least I know you'll be dieing of AIDS soon.

Anyway you must be talking about the fallopian tubes I just ripped from your abdomen. Here (holds out bloody hand).

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#230881 - 04/06/07 07:59 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Pay attention, here is where you failed: at birth. The only things you hunt for are glory holes. Which is pretty cool, because at least I know you'll be dieing of AIDS soon.

Anyway you must be talking about the fallopian tubes I just ripped from your abdomen. Here (holds out bloody hand).




JAYSUS DickRot...
Never...fucken..ever..have I seen such a complete and total
waste of bandwidth..I have to admit,I am truely offended.
Well played sir. lol

Your complete and total retardation has finally paid off. You're like a theoretical anomaly of extreme genetic de-evolution come to life. Consider your posts the exact same reason the bearded lady isnt run out of town or burnt at the stake..lol

atta bitch.
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#230882 - 04/07/07 04:29 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bearded lady? Can't you just leave your dates out of this for once? And the only thing that offends me, about you, is the smell currently emanating from your cunt. You’re about as entertaining to read as the bible.

Atta fagot

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#230883 - 04/07/07 02:02 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Bearded lady? Can't you just leave your dates out of this for once? And the only thing that offends me, about you, is the smell currently emanating from your cunt. You’re about as entertaining to read as the bible.

Atta fagot




The Bible is a bestseller ya simple numb cock...
The fuck...seriously..you mind sharing your thought process with the rest of the board when it comes to posting in this thread. Apparently you enjoy me shoving your head into your custard frosted mudhole..lol

Stick to your delusional incest rants like everyone expects you to.
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#230884 - 04/07/07 03:50 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Don't spoil the ending of The Bible for me. Jehova just sent me a signed copy and I want to read it all the way through. Tell you what, though, if you want a really good laugh, get shitfaced and read Leviticus. It's very, very, very exacting. I must have forgotten (i.e. too many drugs over the years) just how exacting. Seriously.

But don't spoil the ending. That fucking Mel Gibson left me a voicemail about it and I deleted it right away.
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#230885 - 04/07/07 03:56 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Loc: fortified
Rectum...??? perty near killed em.

Jesus was Broly - y0



so the story goes.



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#230886 - 04/07/07 03:57 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Dont worry. [spoiler]the ending just sets up the sequel, nothing is really resolved[/spoiler]
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#230887 - 04/07/07 05:28 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bestseller? Ahhh sort of like your ass in the slammer. This is no longer just a thread, it is the Lou Cypher owners manual. You better read and recognize you cum swilling fuck pig.

PS you can stop sending your love PM's I just delete them on site anyway.

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#230888 - 04/07/07 05:37 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
LouCypher is one word you ignorant twat.
Once again your reading comprehension fails you imbecile. Its a good thing you have your jailhouse fantasies to fall back on or this thread wouldn't have gone beyond one page.

Worship me h2c..lol
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#230889 - 04/07/07 10:09 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sorry Lou, my religion won’t allow me to worship a phallus, especially such a small one.

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#230890 - 04/11/07 04:49 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
h2c
Quote:

Sorry Lou




ya.. ever since you made the mistake of calling me out..
Well said Bobo The Internet Clown Shoes Dolt of '07.

h2c
Quote:

my religion won’t allow me to worship a phallus, especially such a small one.




I call "jailhouse fantasies" and h2c wastes no time tattling on himself...

Well done subconsciously admitting I'm the big gun ya lactating bitch boy. lol Is it my Ava that compells you
to "out" yourself? You've already displayed a penchant for paedo acts (baby g ) and admitted you had to pay for your love CLICK . Apparently you favor young black kids in a position of power over you..lmao

Watch the bitch avoid and deflect below.




Edited by LouCypher (04/11/07 05:46 PM)
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#230891 - 04/12/07 03:27 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You still not tired of me shining my boots with your face? Why don't you tell us about your fantasies then, I'm sure it involves painting yourself green and paying some dude to treat you like a Kermit the Frog puppet.

Quote:

Watch the bitch avoid and deflect below




Watch Lou use this every time his ass is handed to him (holds out hand, again).

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#230892 - 04/12/07 05:55 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
this has developed into the slowest flamewar ever, one post a week seemingly.

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#230893 - 04/12/07 06:24 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

this has developed into the slowest flamewar ever, one post a week seemingly.




In that case, it should be locked.
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#230894 - 04/12/07 06:34 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Has anything ever been locked in the Cage? Seriously. Maybe one of S****TT's posts, or Sammura's? I don't know.

I think the problem with this one is that H2C is (still?) in Japan, so that could be hampering things.
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#230895 - 04/14/07 06:02 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
The fact that I can bitch slap him from half way around the world is such a wonderful thing. He is just posting less and less, most probably because his rectum hurts too much.

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#230896 - 05/04/07 06:24 PM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
First things first...
Since my bitch H2c is chained down in a Porta-Pottyâ„¢ and his face is being used as a slop sink,I'd like to take the time to say that we are both very busy.
You fucken underlings are here for our entertainment..not yours.

As far as my opponents last post is concerened..

- h2c? Been there,kicked in the door and destroyed his old ladies cervix, got the t-shirt.

Veni Vidi Vicious - LouCypher
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#230897 - 05/08/07 10:32 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Lou you are like a used car, you have been owned so many times before, that I can't even find a bank to re-finance a new owner for your ass. Maybe if I left you in the park some homeless guys wouldn't mind using you as a urinal (as if they didn't already).

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#230898 - 05/08/07 11:03 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Damn, that made me laugh.
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#230899 - 05/08/07 11:05 AM Re: Lu is a punk ass bitch
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
*Yawn* Lou, you are totally here for my amusement lol so dance monkey man, dance....
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