Steps to a quality porn shoot:

1. Remember which whores are showing up:


2. Invest in quality catering:


3. Don't let the whore eat too much--she might shit on the stuntcock.


4. Jack Lawrence pre-sex precautions:


5. Select apprpriate epithets from the Racial Slurs Database and/or Spring Thomas.


6. Collect the $$ with invoice and baseball bat.