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#230797 - 03/23/07 12:37 PM
White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Steps to a quality porn shoot: 1. Remember which whores are showing up:  2. Invest in quality catering:  3. Don't let the whore eat too much--she might shit on the stuntcock.  4. Jack Lawrence pre-sex precautions:  5. Select apprpriate epithets from the Racial Slurs Database and/or Spring Thomas.  6. Collect the $$ with invoice and baseball bat. 
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#230798 - 03/23/07 01:00 PM
Re: White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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that's a big fuckin pizza
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#230804 - 03/23/07 04:54 PM
Re: White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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No, I steer clear of that contract shit, especially with all the G/G-only whores that seem to frequent them 80% of the time.
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#230805 - 03/23/07 04:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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See, if you'd ambled past, you'd have noticed that the velvet rope had to be extended an extra two feet to accommodate the 'airline' make-up the whores had constructed and then scaffolded on to their faces.
They looked like topographical maps of Mars. Same color, too. Well, everyone apart from Jenna of course. If they'd used that much pancake, her spine would've snapped.
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#230806 - 03/23/07 06:27 PM
Re: White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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They looked like topographical maps of Mars. Same color, too. Well, everyone apart from Jenna of course. If they'd used that much pancake, her spine would've snapped.
Nothing personal Conk, but topo maps of Mars are a shitty comparison for whores WITH makeup, let alone those without. Take for instance, Sierra Sinn, who needs a pound of blush on each cheek to hide her meth-infested face.
This whore (attached), on the other hand, her crater is quite prevalent even with makeup. Something about it, she's still hot with it. Like someone drilled a hole in her head & poured something into her lifeless skull to make her want to become a whore?
Jeff, you got Carter's number for Brooke Scott, how about trying to make her chug some load? After reading this, I have a feeling she likes beating treated like a loaded Hefty bag on it's way to the nearest landfill.
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#230808 - 03/23/07 08:02 PM
Re: White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Seriously, stare at this photo of her above for 60 seconds....something is amiss with her but I cant put it into words.
The way the make-up is carefully sculpted onto her visage looks like one of those Presidential-type masks used in Point Break with Patrick Swayze. It also gives her the appearance of a fucking no-neck fatass.
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#230809 - 03/23/07 08:40 PM
Re: White Trash Whore BTS Pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Wait, which one of these is Ashley???? 
....Ok I figured it out, so my next question iiissssssss....WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED to her???
Seriously, stare at this photo of her above for 60 seconds....something is amiss with her but I cant put it into words. This is all I can think of....
she have man boobs
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