I’m getting so utterly sick of the meatsticks in porn I almost welcume this type of no-dick flick now. I’m totally into tease now, again. Things cum full circle in the porn ouroboros I guess. It’s the one thing about Stag I totally respected back in the early days. Tease. Not that this has a lot of juicy tease segments though I digress or regress through
stream of consciousness for those who don’t understand.
Pussyman’s Decedent Divas was generally good for a nice lipstick-n-latex lesbian session once in awhile, but overall dyke films tend to be dullsville. Hell, most porn tends to be boring or bad. Honestly, a good day for me is a day that I don’t watch any pornography. The irony!
I enjoyed this flick a lot though. Juan Cuba did a good job delivering trashy little porno bitches dressed tastily to pork in fetishy gear, slutty lingerie, boots and then they don the strap on when one plays dom. These gals must’ve cum from some fucked up households, like Elena Rivera and Alexa Lynn are nasty beyond their years. Both seem so young and yet so whore mouthed you wouldn’t believe it so you need to see it. Kinda creepy. Too bad there were no images on the marketing site for me to share.
The best scene is a real jizz-whipper when Harmony slams her pistoning plasti-peni into Bond, Jezebelle Bond. Obviously I’m getting predictable in my taste of sleaze, so you know I love me whores in shiney boots, wetlook black booty shorts and fishnets. Dana DeArmond and Isis love dressed as a fuckme-nurse get sapphotronic with facedongs and vibrators.
I’m not really into paleface floozies Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole they almost seem creepy here. However Adrianna’s clangers jangle like churchbells tolling amid reverse cowgirl face dong fuckin’.
Throw in a scene with Nadia Styles and Angela Stone and you’ve gotta get this… [PXP]