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I don't know about your town, but where I come from, people who masturbate in a video arcade, hard chair or not, get taken off to jail and charged with indecent exposure, lewd and lacivious acts and endangering the welfare of minors. If that's your thing, you might want to stay out of New York.



That's funny, where I come from they have glory holes in the video arcades. My old boss used to tell me I had to pay my dues in there whenever I was late.