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Evan "Safari" Stone takes you deep inside the ice plant jungles of Simi Valley to expose the secrets and lifestyle of up and coming male talent, Mikey Butders, along with a wild herd of porn starlets including the scorching Penny Flame, Jada Fire, Marey Carey, Jasmine Klein and Jessica Jaymes.

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This paragraph brought my attention to three things:

1. I can't fucking stand Evan "Safari, get a haircut" Stone
2. Who the fuck cares about "the secrets and lifestyle of up and coming male talent"?
3. Mary Carey

Otherwise, good luck.